The BEST Christmas Cookie Recipe

[Kim&Chris]

Hope you enjoy!!!!!!!!!

Christmas Cookies:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again,
to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make
sure the Cuervo is still fresh,
try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit,

Uh-oh..pick the fruit off floor (my bad)

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Check the Jose Corvo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
finish the Cose Corvo and make sure to put the stove in the
dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

 

[dani0622]

I think I may have to make these this weekend!