The Battle For My Wallet VI: The Trip Report That Isn’t a Trip Report (P.24, 11/24)

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Zzub!

Excellent chapter!

I think I may try to find a way to "upgrade" to MK view instead of GView next September.

Reading your description and knowing that my kids are Disney lovin' as much as anyone here I think paying for the view will be well worth it. For them.
And me.

Thanks!
 
You left out my massive, impressively huge for a guy my age who works 8 billion hours a week, biceps.

Sorry. I was blinded by the similarly massive and impressively huge forearm.
Seriously, I hope you have massive and impressively huge shoulders to heft those guns around.

Otherwise you probably end up looking like Turk from Tarzan, knuckles all dragging on the ground.

Welcome to the life of ZZUBY's dad. She's in the door and the shoes come off. Wherever they happen to land. We're working on that in our house.

Good luck with that. I just turned 29. I STILL do this. Every night. :goodvibes
 
Purring monorail?

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OMG - This is so cute! How can I get one of my own????
 
ZZub -

This was truely a wonderful chapter of your trip report. I felt your antcipation. It was as though I was right there with you every step of the way. I am not much of a "view" person either, but I can definately see why you couldn't pass up the MK view. It has been a recent dream of mine to stay at the Contemporary with an MK view. I hope, someday, I will get my chance!
 

I read this bad boy Monday during lunch. Thank you for not going into any poop stories.

Here is what I remember from Monday -

I HOPE that your Mrs. Zzub read what you wrote about her on your wedding day. That was SO sweet. If Mrs. Zzub reads here then this is for her...

**Hi Mrs. Zzub! What Mr. Zzub wrote about your wedding day was the sweetest ever. What a nice sentiment. If my husband said that about me to thousands of people, I would be running to the kitchen to cook him a butter grilled pound cake. Or better yet, since he is feeling the love, it would be a great time to ask for a new pair of shoes (if you are a shoe girl)**

I am also getting on the phone today to book my stay at the Contemporary. Thank you for the pictures and the good info on the room. I have a pretty good feeling that I can trust your opinion. If it can meet your high expectations, then I know it can meet mine. I'm beyond giddy to stay there.

I remember there being scratches on your arm. Did you run into Mel?

You can thank me later for trying to hook you up with a piece of BGPC. If she goes for the shoes instead, just do this....grab a slice of wrapped up pound cake when you head to the gas station to get your hot dog, nachos and cheese for lunch. Slap some butter on one side of it and pop it in the toaster for a bit.
 
Fatherof2girls said:
Aim or no aim, it would be virtually impossible for your bags to get hit with schrapnel when they're behind you.

Trust me, as the mother of boys, nothing is impossible.:rolleyes:
 
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I love the Contemporary, it is my favorite resort ever.
It will always hold a special place in my heart
I am so glad that you got the view that you wanted
Those beds there are the most comfortable things ever.
Yes, I still hate the sinks though
Too dang shallow
Maybe we will try to score a room at Bay Lake Tower eventually

The only way I think I will get to stay there again in a regular room is if I can get myself a couple roomies for our yearly fest
 
Well, ZZUB, I guess I'm in on this stupid trip report of yours which isn't really a trip report. To be honest with you... none of the others were trip reports either. But...no matter... I printed them all out anyway. They come in handy when I run out of kleenex and toilet paper. Plus our dirty old van is always leaking various disgusting fluids not unlike, I imagine, Larry King. Does.

Anywho... what I mean to say is this: I'm actually pleased. Really truly over the moon that you're writing some more...errrrr...stuff.

I also have another ONE thing to mention...

I think that you spent WAY to much TIME on the freakin' balcony, JULIET!!!!!!!

Come on. I know you like sitting around on your duff but six out of eight nights is pretty snore-zing-a-ling. Even for you. We're pretty lucky we're not getting a whole full blown trip report of all of that.

My smallish heart might stop. Wit all the excitement.

Ok.

Secondly...

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And then I opened the door.

WHAT IS THAT??????!!!!!!!!!

Is that your ARM?????

Good night nurse! I thought at first glance you got a really well-lit picture of the Yeti during Expedition Everest.

It's pretty big and hairy is what I'm saying.

Remind me that it's ok to post pictures of my legs before I shave them in my trip report.

You set the bar as usual. Fluffy.


Thirdly, I'm pretty disappointed to only count 5 fingers.

Also... surprised.

Thirdly. Yes, again. Secondly thirdly...

You can ignore all of what I've written like you usually do anyways and you can even sing something by Pink (who is probably not your favourite singer but likely your favourite colour. Juliet.) whilest you ignorest Me(l).

Here goes:

"So so what,
I'm still a Trip Star!
I've got my ZZUB moves
And I don't need you
And guess what?
I'm having more fun
And now that we're done
I'm gonna show you tonight..."


Oh.

OH.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Hold on there big...errrrrr and hairy... guy!!!! Just wait, ZZUBie...

We're NOT done.

Not by a long shot.

So...so...so...

Uh Uh Uh, check my flow, uh

Na na na na na na na na

I wanna start a fight

Na na na na na na na na

Heh heh.

Parting is such sweet sorrow, baybee. Ain't it?


Cheers,

Mel.

:3dglasses
 
Zzub!

Excellent chapter!

I think I may try to find a way to "upgrade" to MK view instead of GView next September.

Reading your description and knowing that my kids are Disney lovin' as much as anyone here I think paying for the view will be well worth it. For them.
And me.

Thanks!
I wouldn't pay to upgrade to concierge just for the view. There might be other reasons to pay for concierge, but that isn't one of them. It seems to me the CR blocks out rooms and then releases them. If you really want to stay MK view, then keep trying.

I am also getting on the phone today to book my stay at the Contemporary. Thank you for the pictures and the good info on the room. I have a pretty good feeling that I can trust your opinion. If it can meet your high expectations, then I know it can meet mine. I'm beyond giddy to stay there.
It sure did meet my expectations and you're correct, they were high. But I want to be clear, it wasn't perfect. There were some minor annoyances. NORobertReisch.

Slap some butter on one side of it and pop it in the toaster for a bit.
Sadly, that doesn't work.

As for spelling schrapnel, no need to google. Some words are so much a part of your lexicon that you eventually learn to spell them. Like, for instance, fart.

Speaking of which:
Well, ZZUB, I guess I'm in on this stupid trip report of yours which isn't really a trip report.
Mel, perhaps you should cut back on how much you drink in the morning. Or at least make a vow not to post on the internet until you've sobered up. Most of what you write is generally gibberish, but this post of yours was even more nonsensical than Barack Obama's tax plan.

Plus our dirty old van is always leaking various disgusting fluids not unlike, I imagine, Larry King. Does.
But this was funny. Because it's real.

:moped:
 
WHAT IS THAT??????!!!!!!!!!

Is that your ARM?????

Good night nurse! I thought at first glance you got a really well-lit picture of the Yeti during Expedition Everest.

It's pretty big and hairy is what I'm saying.

Remind me that it's ok to post pictures of my legs before I shave them in my trip report.

You set the bar as usual. Fluffy.

My thoughts exactly. I wondered about all that hair, especially on a bald(ing) man.
 
Look at Mel bringing the funny to this trip report (not that you aren't funny Zzub)
Just cracked me the heck up that she called you Juliet and she also turned out some killer rhymes to Pink's new Rock Star song
 
Well, I'm back again. I've come to realize I'm like that friend who promises to stay in touch, and then doesn't. Well, at least I know who I am.

With that being said, I can't believe you made us believe you wouldn't be writing another one of these (trip report or not - call it what you will) when you had booked a bounce back last year. Or maybe I just should've realized it. Either way, welcome back Zzub.

The Golden Corral comment in chapter 2 was possibly the funniest comment I have read on these boards.

Also, when you're a UK grad and a UK football fan, all you have are moral victories.

Looking forward to the rest of the report (or non-report). And if anyone is interested, we're expecting again. And pretty excited too.
 
While, at first glance, this may appear to be a BUMP.

To your trippie.

It's not.

It's the first in a series of calculated steps to transfer this report(ish) to an entirely DIFFERENT board.

Dis en Espanol.

Usted es asi que de la bienvenida a mi amigo mas estimado.

O no.

Agrandecame mas adelante.


Heh del heh.


M.

:teeth:
 
I'm drawn in like a fly to a tur-
tle.

:rotfl:



I just caught up on Five. I am excited to be on board for Six.
 
While, at first glance, this may appear to be a BUMP.

To your trippie.

It's not.

It's the first in a series of calculated steps to transfer this report(ish) to an entirely DIFFERENT board.

Dis en Espanol.

Usted es asi que de la bienvenida a mi amigo mas estimado.

O no.

Agrandecame mas adelante.


Heh del heh.


M.

:teeth:

It would appear the mystery of Mel's whereabouts has been solved. She obviously spent the summer in Mexico, lost her passport and couldn't get back north. I guess they are right...our border are too porous.

Here are some bananas for you Mel

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Can Amazing Be a Souvenir?

Yes, but only if you work for AIG.

Unlike ZZUBY who spotted the little kid area with the big TV and ran away from us as quickly as Britney Spears can oops, do it again.

Those Britney jokes never get old, do they?

The reason they couldn’t give us a king room?

You decided to go with the big boy shorts instead of the rhinestone studded skin tight white bodysuit that day? You walked instead of gyrated? You pulled up in "The Loaner" instead of the Cadillac? When you curled your lip and sang "I'm justa hunka hunka burnin' love", you couldn't quite sell it? And yes, I could go all day.


And then we were at our door. Mrs. Z made me stop because she wanted to take a picture of me opening the door. I pulled ZZUBY next to me and used her Key to the World to open the door. But first we smiled at Mrs. Z so she could record the moment.

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First of all, the forearm shot cracks me up. If I ever run into ZZUB at Disneyworld (GFAMT! I think if there were even any question if we'd be there at the same time, I'd have to cancel our trip and go somewhere else instead...like Disneyland), I now know FOR A FACT I'll be able to pick you out of a crowd. Based solely on the arm hair pattern. Secondly, what a sweet descpription of a such an exciting moment. Checking in and checking out the room is always such an awesome moment, even when you've only been looking forward to staying in the resort for three months. Let alone 35 years. You put us right there with you and it's almost as if I can see that mile wide smile that must've been plastered on yours and ZZUBy's faces as you stood there. In the hallway. With your card sitting motionless in the door. Waiting for Mrs. Z to hurry up and make with the camera already so you can get the heck in there and jump on them fancy beds. Mad props to Mrs. Z for capturing the moment. Even though she's seriously lacking in the photography skillz department. Awesome view of the MK, by the way. I've got a feeling it was worth waiting for.

There are exactly five moments in my life when the thing I anticipated was actually better than I thought it would be: the first time I set foot on campus at Alabama, the first time I saw the Pacific Ocean, the first time I saw my bride, the first time I held my child and the first time I walked out onto my balcony and looked out at the Magic Kingdom.

You forgot the first time you set foot on the campus at Starkville. The first time permed your hair. Your leghair. The first time you broke down and gave Hooked on Phonics a shot. Last year. And the fifth time you attended a Hanson concert. Where's the love?!

I really liked the internet access so I could keep up my hurricaneology. And check scores of games I was interested in. I’m in a college football pick ‘em and needed to make my picks. It was very handy having access.

Other than the fact that you're doing college football pick 'ems and not Fantasy Football, this is exactly the reason we have to have wireless internet access any time we're away from home during football season. DH would be saddest ever if he wasn't able to set his lineup and/or make some last minute trades before kickoff. That's serious bidness right there.

For months and weeks I was afraid that I’d get there and be so sadly disappointed by the distant view of the castle. The Magic Kingdom just a speck in the distance, a large parking lot obscuring the view. Why did I think that? Why did I think God didn’t want to bless me with this? Have I become so cynical that I expect God to Himself be ironic? Allow me to realize a desire of my heart only to be disappointed by the experience. Is that really the God I serve?

No. It isn’t. God loves His children. He loves us enough that He wishes for none of us to perish. He loves us enough that He sent His Son as a sacrifice for us. Knowing that, then, why did I think He didn’t want to bless me?

Somedays I think if I rode my bike more often I wouldn’t forget so quickly how to ride it, you know? It’s good to be mindful that God loves us. Wants the best for us. Even here. He likes to bless us. The same way we like to bless our own children. If we enjoy taking our kids to Disney World because it brings them joy, how much more does our Heavenly Father want to give us good gifts?

And so it was that each morning I’d eagerly climb through the dark curtains in our room and out onto our balcony. To sit a spell. To pray. To read God’s Word. To watch the Magic Kingdom wake up. And to breathe.

Even though I don't like you (never have) and have this thing about rubbing elbows with grown men who are brought to their knees by the mere sight of a balled up sock (in other words, I avoid people like you like Obama avoids straight talk), when you write stuff like this, I have to admit you've got a gift.

Enjoyed this one, ZZUB. But what's with Frick and her frickin (NOF) freaky dreams about my hair?! I'll have you know my hair looks NOTHING like Mrs. Roper.

Hulk Hogan maybe. (Hi Mel!) But not Mrs. Roper.

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Chapter Four: Friday is the New Monday

It is safe to say that Joe is the most famous plumber in America.

It is also safe to say that the ZZUBs loved them some Contemporary Resort. We were worried we'd miss the Lodge, because we felt so at home there. Or hadn't I told you this before?

This is how you get two chapters in the same week. It's the same chapter. Only with pictures. And a gerund thrown in for good measure.

We did miss the Lodge. Like Ashclan's boys miss the bowl apparently. But we didn't miss the Lodge. We missed it like we missed Seinfeld when it went on summer hiatus. Not like we missed Seinfeld when the series ended. And before we got it on DVD.

In other words, we pretty quickly felt at home in the Contemporary Resort.

Which sure sucks for me.

Do you have any freaking idea how much more expensive that place is compared with the Moderate-Deluxe Wilderness Lodge?!

So sucks for me.

Anyway, I love looking at pictures from Disney World and I reckon some of y'all might as well. So this here is mainly a photo chapter. I thought I'd throw up some more pictures of the Contemporary Resort for your perusal.

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Looking into our room from the hall. You'll notice ZZUBY's croc was cast aside like Barack Obama's pledge to cut taxes for 95% of Americans will be about 5 minutes after he takes office. (C.F. Clinton, Bill, circa 1993). Left alone, in the middle of the floor. Lonely like a cloud. Like Guy Ritchie now that Madonna is gone. Except ZZUBY's croc doesn't require the daily use of Valtrex.

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Snack area and closets with ZZUBY's backpack. I actually liked the snack area in the Lodge better. It was a better set up with bigger snack drawers. We ended up piling a bunch of our snacks on top of the deal. The fridge is under the counter in a cabinet. Unfortunately, the room designers didn't seem to grasp the way refrigerators work. The fridge being trapped in a cabinet can't get enough air and it ends up getting really hot. ZZUB Tip: when you leave the room and when you go to bed, open the cabinet doors in front of the refrigerator. That way the fridge gets air and stays cold.

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Here's another shot of the sinks. You can see the towel ladder in the reflection. If you look closely, you can see me, too.

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Here's a picture of the castle after it ate dinner at Teppanyaki. For those of you who have wondered, that's what a number four looks like.


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It never dawned on me before that you can see The Lodge from the Contemporary. But you can. You can also see EPCOT. We watched Illuminations from the landing outside the 8th floor one night. It was a sweet spot with a great view of Illuminations and the EWP. ZZUB Tip: prop the door open with something. Or else you're walking all the way down to the first floor to get back in.

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I shot this one morning after I had my quiet time. Man I loved watching the World wake up.

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The new coffee bar. 9 days we were there. Didn't go to this deal once. Other than the guy in the orange shirt, we didn't see anyone else go to it either. It was like a Dennis Kucinich rally. Only no one was threatening to impeach anyone.

I actually shot a ton of pictures of the Resort. Most of them were fairly typical pictures. But then I tried to find shots I hadn't seen anywhere. Pictures I thought would be interesting to look at later on. Maybe this is what they were thinking when they wrote Dude, Where's My Car? Still, I like some of these angles.

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I had a lot of fun finding new angles to take pictures of the Monorail. Being underneath it or above it was a big deal to me.

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Here's a shot of the new landscaping.

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And finally, the shot from the end of the marina:

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There were tons of more pictures I wanted to take. I shot some video a couple of times from the balcony as well. Just filmed the MK, filmed the traffic on the Seven Seas Lagoon. I wanted to film some from the Concourse, just film the Monorail coming and going. But I never had the time to do it. I started to make time on our last day. Just for that. But then I thought, "You know what, ZZUB, this isn't the only time you'll stay here. Save something for the next time." There's a little window into my head for you. I purposefully didn't do everything I wanted to do because by leaving stuff undone, I knew we'd be back.

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