The Battle For My Wallet VI: The Trip Report That Isn’t a Trip Report (P.24, 11/24)

[MommyPoppins]

I cannot wait until the chapter, "Castmembers with Poop Cramps."

 

[LouDisney]

I was so excited to see this thread this morning!
I can't wait to read about your trip, ZZUB.

 

[dizprincess717]

Do my eyes deceive me?! ZZUB????!

All is good in my world now.

*runs back to actually read the report*

 

[ZZUB]

But she only posts on the Trip Report board, and everyone knows, I'm not writing a Trip Report this year.

Sneezie: I don't think you have to go to the same bakery my Mom did. Wherever you live, find an Italian bakery and go order yourself a cream cake. Make sure the two filling layers are chocolate and canolli. But before you sample even one bite, you will want to make certain, absolutely certain, you have settled up with the Lord. No unconfessed sin or any questions about your eternal destination. Because once you take a bite of Italian cream cake you will die.

Hey ZZUB -
You people have absolutely got to buy into the DVC at the Contemporary! Not for you, for us.....50 more years of guaranteed entertainment.

First of all, "you people"? What are you, a Republican? Who else uses such racially charged language?! Obviously you watch Fox News and listen to Rush Limbaugh. You're probably listening to him right now! Secondly, buying into DVC is like buying a carton of cigarettes. Isn't it akin to admitting you have an addiction? I'm not ready for that step.

And in the event it isn't painfully obvious to everyone reading this: I was kidding about the racially charged language. I was making fun of people who are hypersensitive. NOAuburnFans.

I am done snubbing you. I am sure you are relieved.

I'm not sure "relieved" is the right word.

So this is what the Battle of the Wallet comes to? You just slap your hands on the keyboard and post whatever turns up on the screen? I am going to need to speak with your manager.

Evidently, you are a recent reader. To begin with, it's the Battle For My Wallet, and secondly, I've been writing up whatever I vomit from my head for years now. But if you wish to lodge a formal complaint, you can reach my manager at: SchpupinJ@AllSquirrelsMustDie.com.

Fellow Alabamian here! I've lurked a while now and just love your non-trip reports. We seem to have mostly the same values about God and family, but I've just got to say WAR EAGLE (though not so great this past weekend ). I'm so glad to see that you're going to share a bit more of you and your family with us!

It seems so early in a Trip Report (which I am not writing) to put people on ignore. So consider this a warning. ZZUB won't abide any war eagling around these parts. But based on the way y'all played Sat night, coughing up a lead and giving the game to LSU and all, it seems y'all won't abide any such war eagling on the plains either.

Awesome !
A ZZUB trip report that isn't a trip report with LaLa's responses.

See above, re: ignore warnings.

Great intro, but why was I picturing you, walking around, dictating to your poor secretary~~and her typing it up. (just kidding).

It amuses me to think about my assistant attempting to transcribe this nonsense. I imagine it would form the basis for a complaint of a hostile work environment.

Should I be prepared to wait 1 or 2 weeks between posts?

Excellent question. I tend to post updates every other Monday. So look for another chapter two weeks from yesterday.

I cannot wait until the chapter, "Castmembers with Poop Cramps."

Hey, MommyP! Glad to see you again. Judging from the pictures in your post, you now have 17 more children than the last time I saw you! Congratulations.

 

[Shelby5514]

Hey Zzub!

I'll have to rally the troops on over here, but it may be awhile before they all show up.

Some of us are heading to Walt's World TODAY!!!

 

[TarzansKat]

Can it be that I am not reading a new ZZUB trip report?

Well, slap me thrice and hand me to mama.

And for those of you that don't speak pirate, that's somewhere along the lines of hot diggity dog!

ZZUB, it's good to see you back...um, not back...

not writing another trip report...

savvy?

 

[ILMICKEY]

So, not Canada huh?? I've heard they haven't had to clean it in a couple of years because nobody will use it.

Hmmmmm, whaddya know?

Say, can we call you the Brett Farve of Trip Reports? Or do we have to wait until the 5th or 6th time you tell us you may not be writing anymore??

Just wondering.

 

[DannyDisneyFreak]

Well I just returned from my 8th or maybe 9th trip to the world, my Dad and I disagree on how many off-site trips we made when I was younger. Well, I never have spent much time on the trip reports board I have always gotten the thrill from the planning and I wallow in depression when I return home. I alway intend on writing a TR but never really happens, I think I started on two trips ago but didn't get past day one. I say all that to say I am excited to read your report, your feelings toward the CR are how I feel about staying on the monorail line, I favor the Poly but just the thought of being only a monrail ride away from the MK, no bus, no parking, no trasfers just "por favor manténganse alejado de las puertas" all the way. I hope your trip lived up to your expectations or at least the planning did.

 

[LadySincere]

I’ve lost.
Because otherwise, I'd sell what's left of my hair for a really good Swiss Cake Roll. And she knows it, too, that Li'l Debbie. That temptress!

__

D*mn that Temptress...with a bit of War Eagle thrown in
Definitely will be following this NON trip report.

 

[Sneezie]

Sneezie: I don't think you have to go to the same bakery my Mom did. Wherever you live, find an Italian bakery and go order yourself a cream cake. Make sure the two filling layers are chocolate and canolli.

Chocolate and Canolli

I'll be looking for one as soon as the Cake I Made From Scraps- my friend's nephew's version - is gone.

But before you sample even one bite, you will want to make certain, absolutely certain, you have settled up with the Lord. No unconfessed sin or any questions about your eternal destination. Because once you take a bite of Italian cream cake you will die.

I'll eat it right after my morning prayers. Where I end up for eternity is a crap shoot after that!

Now back to your trip report. Oh, wait, this isn't a trip report. My bad!

 

[AZMickeyfans]

Subbing from Mrs The Kings report!

Great start. I havent even gone and I feel like we've lost both our wallets.

 

[Goofyluver]

I too...found you on Mrs. The King's TR.

I ventured out from her safe enclosure to see if you were equally as witty when making up your own stuff as when you respond to hers.

I'll let you know once you wrap this baby up...apparently...in a year or more.

Loved the intro.

Except you spoke about having a law degree and some other nonsense about science...and scientifically speaking...I don't know anything about the law.

But you were quite eloquent when speaking about Disney...and the Contemporary...and your family...and Barack Obama and Al Gore...

So in the end... I decided that sticking my toe out of Mrs. The King's poo-infested tinkerbell stinched-up TR might just be worth it.

I guess I'll just have to wait now. Till 2 weeks from yesterday. But...that's okay...because I'm patient...scientifically speaking.

 

[Heluvsme]

Mondays just got good again!

Even though I didn't realize it until today, Tuesday.

 

[Delay Fish]

Another Mrs The King Subber....Maybe she should start getting a commission!

 

[MommyPoppins]

Hey, MommyP! Glad to see you again. Judging from the pictures in your post, you now have 17 more children than the last time I saw you! Congratulations.

First of all, smarty pants, you can only see four children in that picture which is exactly how many I had for your last TR. I am however wearing the fifth, yet another Poppins boy.

Good news though. I'm not pregnant yet.

 

[Mrs. The King]

Subbing from Mrs The Kings report!

Great start. I havent even gone and I feel like we've lost both our wallets.

I too...found you on Mrs. The King's TR.

I ventured out from her safe enclosure to see if you were equally as witty when making up your own stuff as when you respond to hers.

I'll let you know once you wrap this baby up...apparently...in a year or more.

Loved the intro.

Except you spoke about having a law degree and some other nonsense about science...and scientifically speaking...I don't know anything about the law.

But you were quite eloquent when speaking about Disney...and the Contemporary...and your family...and Barack Obama and Al Gore...

So in the end... I decided that sticking my toe out of Mrs. The King's poo-infested tinkerbell stinched-up TR might just be worth it.

I guess I'll just have to wait now. Till 2 weeks from yesterday. But...that's okay...because I'm patient...scientifically speaking.

Another Mrs The King Subber....Maybe she should start getting a commission!

Oh my!! Look at all my beloved refugees seeping over here. I think I smell a little healthy competition.




Wait, never mind. The Jiggler was just handling the tacos I ate tonight. Oops! Now it's clapping. I hate when it does that. It always throws my back out.

 

[NotSoEvilStepmother]

Love the intro. Subbing

 

[Quennifer2008]

Hey Zzub!

I'll have to rally the troops on over here, but it may be awhile before they all show up.

Some of us are heading to Walt's World TODAY!!!

Some arrived today...
Some Thursday.....

Grand old time to be had

Nice to see a new report Zzub


Lady says hello.... she still has that carpet issue though...

 

[KatGarcia]

OK since your report isn't a million pages yet I can actually catch up and stay caught up! YAY!

 

[LISAMWDW]

ZZUB IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Off to a fabulous start! I know how you felt as a kid except I never fell back, we were already there. I had all those things my entire childhood, free cheese, hand me down clothes and one pair of shoes, dreaming of going to WDW someday but knowing I never would....as a child. I worked multiple jobs to get thru College and guess what? I've now taken my child 10x! God is good!

Can't wait to read this great trip report! Oh, wait, the non trip report!
Woohoo! Zzub is back!