The Battle For My Wallet IV: Return of the ZZUBs (Addendum, p.85; 07/12)

[UtahMama]

My whole life was ruined because of the puffy shirt.

What are you looking at? You never seen a kid in a bubble before?


Jerkstore.

In other words, normally my wife will tolerate the sound of Disney Resort TV but never really watches it. But that all changed this trip. Forced to “rest” she watched Stacey’s Top Seven and as it turns out, she learned a thing or two.


It's not fair that people are seated first-come, first-serve. It should be based on who's hungriest. I feel like just walking over there and taking some food off somebody's plate.

So sorry ZZUB, I had to go back and carefully re-read your last chapter to find them mostly cleverly (and invisibly) hidden within the text! Keep them comin'!!!! (I have wayyyy too much time on my hands tonight.)

 

[Adi12982]

Thanks for the newest installment!

 

[disney junky]

I'm 50-something and was wondering if I could go down the slide.

Now I'm pretty sure I'm gonna go for it.

Thanks ZZUB!!

Do it...I did....ZZUB is a baby compared to us

 

[Frickles]

Zzub said that the food court was pretty bad, much like....

Like seeing your name in orange.

Buddy, that is what you get for visiting my TR and saying that orange was an "upgrade" for me. Paybacks are heck aren't they.

Maybe deluxe folks don’t require or desire food courts. That might explain why no deluxe has one. But I’m telling you, I really missed the PORiverside food court. I missed the variety and the size of it. I missed the cheesteak the most. So much that we almost, almost drove over there for lunch one day.

I will agree with you that the POR food court was awesome!!! We didn't like the food court at the Poly and didn't get anything but one lame chicken sandwich for DH and some rice krispie treats there. However, I could have eaten several meals at the POR foodcourt. I still think about that awesome Taco Salad. I will certainly drive back for one next time.

Thank you for making me laugh out loud several times this morning! Excellent read!!!!

The last sentence confused me. What did you mean about old crust?

 

[alldiz]

thankyou zzub for some awesome writing....

i started lurking here last year....
you are one of the reasons i am so hooked....

just reading your posts makes me smile....and remember
some silly thing from my trip....

STACY..OMG i must have watched her 100 times
very frightening....she just sucks u right in

and yes i was also testing the waterslide for the olympics...
very fun....
my DD was not interested either....

anyway THANKYOU FOR SHARING....
and i pray for that bundle of joy u are anxiously awaiting
peace
kerri

 

[brandt79]

Pluto. Both the Disney character and the planet. Only it’s not a planet anymore. Doesn’t that rock your world a little?

Actually, yes. More than a little, really. I mean, I learned in school there were 9 planets. 9. Now what? I'm having a hard time with that one.


Great installment, as usual, though

 

[mikymouse]

Zzub! I now see that you have a little bit of a grumpy side just like Buzz or scroge or oscar or Coach Meyers on Jan 8th.... I was just glad to see some pictures of the lodge posted after my first read... nothing more

Now mister, I have exactly 8 weeks before this baby is born and will have no time for silly trip reports after that..SO PLEASE... do not waste time responding to posts when you have chapters to complete!!! One more thing do not post any more pictures unless there are as well centered as Mel's. TFI

P.S. Hello Mrs Z. hope you and baby are feeling fine

 

[MommyPoppins]

We wheeled at ZZUB speed to the elevator. And my daughter hopped out to press the button. Oh to be 4 years old and to think pressing the button was cool. While we waited for the elevator I noted that the elevator lobby was vaguely reminiscent of the hotel in the Shining. Do with that what you will.

First of all, you should see what happens when we walk up to an elevator. We actually have to tell them that NO ONE is pushing the button. Even the baby says "button" when he see's an elevator. Only our 6 year old has come to understand to prefer the other person over himself. The others just don't care. So Mommy and Daddy fight over the buttons now.

Secondly, why does it feel as if your whole TR is a personal jab at my very being? Did I not describe the section they stuck us in at the hotel from the Shining, ALREADY?

And the pool, while very purty. Is the very temperature of pee. You know the feeling of a babies diaper just seconds after they've wet themselves? I couldn't stop thinking about it.

Great stuff, Zzub, which is in fact Buzz backwards. Which is actually in the online urban dictionary. TFI

1. zzub

zzub is backwards for a buzz like when you chew, smoke, and drink reeb aka beer

im getting a zzub from this dip.

I have a wealth of useless knowledge.

 

[tink38]

MommyP - eeeew! Pee? I will never swim in a Disney resort pool and be comfortable again. Thanks. For that. Really. LY/MI!

Zzub - great report. Thanks for sharing. Merry Christmas to you and your family!

 

[samc]

it was all good....but this was my favorite line!!!

She was less impressed than Rich Rodriguez.

ROLL TIDE!!!

 

[LaLa]

LaLa: (if that's your real name) I'll get to Chapter 58 when I write about Day 2. Costanza with a little Devito? For someone who looks and sounds like Roseanne Barr in my head, that was really astonishly nasty.

That's funny and all but I seem to be a little confused. What's wrong with Roseanne?

And where's Chapter 58?

Do you seriously eat Snow Caps?

How do you really feel about LeCellier?

Could MommyP's description of the tepid pool water be any grosser?

Have you thrown Momma from the train yet?


In all seriousness, I'm looking forward to reading the next installment. Next year. Bring it on ZZUB.

And Merry Christmas to all the ZZUBs.

 

[JKMJ441724]

Chapter Eleven: Peeps, Peps, Pups and Pan


I am now a hero to my daughter as a result.

I smiled because I was at Disney World. With my daughter.

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Awwww...
Another great installment. Can't wait for more (hint, hint)

 

[Figments]

ZZUB.


I can't beleive I just found your trip report. I really liked your last one. It was really cool.

So I read all the chapters and I really like this one so far too. Your a really good writer and you're doing a great job and have made me laugh so hard too many times for me to count.



I can't believe you couldn't see that bear face. If it would've been a snake it would've bit you. But I think it's really funny that you like the waterslide so much. And what did you mean by peeps, pups, poops, and pan? Because I didn't get that.

But I hope your family is doing okay. Keep up the good work and I'll keep reading.

The next time I go to Disneyworld, I'm going to make it a point to look for ZZUB. Did you wear your Vote for Pedro shirt this time?

Backwards Buzz. You're funny.

 

[jcat2312]

bump!

 

[mikayla73]

 

[DHSsenior007]

Ahhh I need more Zzub! I'm about to leave for WDW (no bragging intended, I promise!) on Sunday, but right now I have nothing else to do except lounge around my mom's apartment and exercise. Another chapter would be much appreciated! Hehe!

All of this in a teasing tone, I do assure you. Great report! Your family is blessed to have such a great writer to record these trips. And for that, I'm not kidding.

 

[Disfan3]

bravo my friend!!
CRUST!! HAHAHAHA!! TMI!

this is for you for that ONE line...because your so cool mr z!

FHOAM!! 4 EVER!! mean it!!

 

[mikymouse]

A little Zzubness would be a nice way to start the New Year. Hint, Hint, Hint!

 

[lexmelinda]

 

[javamom]

Zzub, just got back from POR!!

During my trip I also stepped into Roaring Fork long enough to ask which way to the ferry (it was dark, and I had never been there before). I am happy to report that though you felt that the breakfast was bad, these folks do know their directions quite well, we actually made it the ferry without anyone falling into any bodies of water.

Happy New Year!