The bar is open!!

[SwedishMeatball]

Wow, barely 24 hours and I'm already on the list?
Wait, is this something to be proud of or not?

Absofreakinlutely!!!

 

[JimboInLimbo]

Nah, those are the men!!!

Ummm, I bear an uncanny resemblance to a man.

 

[imsorry]

Ummm, I bear an uncanny resemblance to a man.

Well, we need a picture

 

[L107ANGEL]

Ummm, I bear an uncanny resemblance to a man.

Swede was wondering if you were a guy

 

[GoofyDad869]

Well, we need a picture

Here I am...

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Swede was wondering if you were a guy

Exsqueeze me?? Have you checked your buttons today??

 

[Briarmom]

What's wrong?

Too much beer last night.
I am going out for greasy food...I'll see you later.

 

[imsorry]

Here I am...

You are a very attractive red x!!!!

 

[SwedishMeatball]

A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

You are a very attractive red x!!!!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Swede was wondering if you were a guy

And Angel was wondering if your name has a "B" in it.

 

[lovemygoofy]

Hey ya'll long time no see. How's everyone doing. I'd like something big cold and frozen please with lots of liquor

 

[imsorry]

Hey ya'll long time no see. How's everyone doing. I'd like something big cold and frozen please with lots of liquor

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Hey ya'll long time no see. How's everyone doing. I'd like something big cold and frozen please with lots of liquor

Usually the only thing here with lots of liquor in it is the hostess.

 

[GoofyDad869]

You are a very attractive red x!!!!

Really? I can see it just fine.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Usually the only thing here with lots of liquor in it is the hostess.

Watch it Duck

 

[lovemygoofy]

How are you??? Thanks for the drink, I'll work up to the hard stuff after I talk to my MIL make sure you have a prozac on the side to go with it. Nice to see you are now wearing depends and still can't find doplar

 

[JimboInLimbo]

Swede was wondering if you were a guy

Hold on, let me check

All evidence points to a definite yes

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Hey ya'll long time no see. How's everyone doing. I'd like something big cold and frozen please with lots of liquor

Hey Tina Have a chocolate covered frozen banana with your drink.

 

[JimboInLimbo]

And Angel was wondering if your name has a "B" in it.

I'll have to check this out too. Hold the phone!

(Mutters to self)J-I-M-B-O

Alright. Another definite yes