The Adventures of Super Single Mom & Wonder Boy Aboard The Disney Magic 8/19-8/26/06

Thanks so much, it's late and I'm just finished getting my house ready to have the rugs cleaned while I'm gone. Also waiting for the last load of clothes to be done. 5 hours and I'm on my way.........I can't wait to read the rest of your report when I get back :wave2:
 
Enjoying your report ~ Can't wait to read more.
 
O.K., so where were we...Oh yeah, about to board.
Once boarding the ship & another Photo opp, I begin to take care of business.

1. Head to Rockin' Bar D for Palo ressies- We (the 10 adults in our group)
were wait listed for Brunch but got a 6pm ressie for dinner on
Thursday. This was great, as we had the early LAP rotation and 6pm was
our regular dining time. Now...how to ditch 7 kids...?

2. Next its off to the Excurtions Desk to Book Parasailing on CC for Friday. I
am personally scared to death, but my adventurous WonderBoy has
talked about nothing else. So me being the SSM that I am, cough up the
150 bucks and wonder if I can get any OTC Zanex while in Mexico...

By Now, its about 1:30 and we head to our stateroom. We're in a lowly (or so I thought) CAT 11, rm. 7063 midship. I downgraded from a CAT 8 and saved $800 and am so glad I did. The cabin was perfect for the 2 of us, even if we couldn't see out. We spent so little time in that room, I'm happy I didn't spend the extra $$$. As usual, whenever we go to a Hotel, Wonderboy "tests the mattress" by jumping up & down on the bed. "This room is Awsome!" he shouted. I thought to myself, Who needs the Walt Suite, when you got good ole' # 7063? :rotfl:

Once we're settled, I asked WonderBoy what he wanted to do for Lunch- eat up on Deck 9 outside or go to Parrot Cay? He shouts, loud enough for all passersby to hear: Order room service! I quickly talk him out of this much anticpated luxury and we head up to Deck 9. After hearing about so much food and over eating on cruises, I, already being a "thick" girl have devised a strategy. Lots of fruit, salads, fish, water and oatmeal for breakfast each morning; wouldn't want to become fat or irregular in a foreign country. So I make a delicious salad topped w/ salmon. WonderBoy has salad and large quantities of the shrimp and of course "the big Cookie"...and...oh, OK, I had one too. After lunch WonderBoy hit the pool and SSM hit the bar, and enjoyed the Drink of the Day...this is the LIFE!

When we return to good ole #7063, most of our bags have arrived, minus my unmentionables, so I'm getting nervous...but we organized our stuff and then head to the muster drill on deck 4...hot as could be, but quick & easy. When we return , another guest down the hall from us rejoices in the fact that "mommy's underwear has arrived"...I had no such luck, and told my hallmate that if mine didn't show up soon, I may be asking her to borrow a pair or two..... :rotfl: The fact that I didn't have underwear actually gave me a slight headache, so I laid on the sofa for a while, while little Mr. Man went up to the Sail Away Party by himself. By the time I opened the door for him when he returned 20 mins. later, I was glad to see my missing luggage and to feel the Magic pulling out of Port. We're Cruisin' Baby (and I've got panties!!!)

By now its about 5pm, so WonderBoy & I get showered and changed and we head down to dinner in Luminare's. We met our awesome wait staff, Toney from St. Vincent and Carolina from Costa Rica. Our group was assigned to tables 10-12 but the 1st night they were all seperate, until we asked to be grouped together. After that No Problem.

Now for the menu, and let me just say this: Luminares was my least favorite restaurant, especially, the 1st nights menu, which is French. I live in a big city and have had lots of great dining experiences at home & in other places, however, this was not one of them. But I don't want to discourage my DS, so I encourage him to order whatever he wants- as he rarely eats from the kids menu. So what does WonderBoy ask for : Escargot as an appetizer and the Mickey Mac & Cheese as an entree' ! I order a cheese quiche appetizer and the lamb entree'. As you may have noticed by now, my DS has a very adventurous spirit, unlike his SSM, but I try not to squash it.
When his "snails" arrived, WonderBoy digs right in as if he's eaten snails every day of his life while the 3 adults at the table watch him with great admiration and scepticism. After , a few chews he says, "it's O.K., here--try one." Who me? I don't like snails, even when the have a fancy French name and they're soaked in a light butter and garlic sauce. But not wanting to be out done by an 8 y/o, I take one, close my eyes and chew. For all of you who've been wanting to taste this delightful French delicacy, let me tell you: it wasn't bad, it tasted somewhat like the mushrooms @ Red Lobster that are stuffed w/crabmeat, minus the crabmeat. However, I don't think that either of us will be ordering Escargot again any time soon. But it was a great experience ...I wish that I could say the same about the rest of my dinner. It was bland & flavorless. What time does that Pizza place , uh I mean Salad bar close?....
 

After our not-so-fabulous French dinner, we headed for The Walt Disney Theatre for the show! The kids, well all of us,enjoyed it. And we had to represent the East Coast, when Andy- Ciao for Now- Our Cruise Director, started asking who was from where. After the show, the kids wanted to check out the Oceaneers Club...uh, I mean Lab. The Club is for the younger set as they constantly reminded us. Once there, WonderBoy & his Friends fit right in, so the adults all left & told them we'd be back to pick them up at midnight when the Lab closed. Meanwhile...SSM is TIRED but am loving the fact that I have free time to myself and WonderBoy is having fun as well. So not like our trip to WDW last year! I check out the gift shops, Sit in the Chairs on Deck 4 with another Drink of the Day, and then return to good ole' # 7063 to unwind until midnight when I return to the Lab for WonderBoy. We need to get a good night's sleep because tomorrow we are up early for our first Castaway Cay Day!....
NEXT....STRINGRAYS, SAND CASTLES, and a WARDROBE MALFUNCTION....
 
CARAMELTINK said:
And you know what....he was actually SURPRISED...I had done it!!!
Super Single Mom triumphs again!!!!!

Next time...A Hairy Departure

Okay...I actually teared up with this one! I can't wait to read the rest! popcorn::
(Ex. Philly girl and Wildwood lover here also! Spent every summer vaca there as a kid!!)
 
Escargot?

Brings back memories of our first DCL cruise in 2003. My "nearly 13 yo DD" at the time ordered them one night, which really shocked me. She ate all but one and asked me if I would like to try one, sorry to say, I wasn't as brave as you and told her, "No thanks." With that, she put the last one in her mouth and ate it.

I am really enjoying your TR, sorry we didn't have a chance to meet up during the cruise. If you are interested, I still a have a few small magnets that I made for the other DIS'ers on our cruise, I'd be happy to send one for you SSM and one for WonderBoy. If you want them, just send me a PM and I can get them out in the mail.
 
Thanks everyone for reading my trip report...the cruise was really an awesome experience for both of us. Glad to share my experience w/others.

I woke up early Sunday morning, but we are still not in Castaway Cay yet. WonderBoy has turned into Sleeping Beauty so I go up to Topsiders, and sticking to my SSM diet strategy grab my oatmeal, fruit and coffee and sit out on the deck, O.K., after I add two slices of bacon on my fruit plate, but bacon is one of my favs. I sit out on the deck and check out The Flying Dutchman, cool! WonderBoy will be SO Excited. I return to good ole # 7063 and wake "the Boy". After I take him up to Topsiders to eat, we get dressed and are ready to go! SIDEBAR: Today is the first day that I will wear my new "Miracle Suit", swimwear. This overly priced bathing suit has a built-in girdle of sorts and promises "the miracle" of instantly making you at least one inch thinner. Well let me just say this: the only Miracle is that I get the
@#$% suit On! ANd of course it makes you an inch smaller, as I would swear to the fact that I heard a rib or two crack as I pulled it over my torso...(but at any rate, I digress) :rolleyes1

Once we leave The Magic, we were presented with several other photo opps. Of course, gone is the beautiful, long & flowy "phoney Pony" Tail that was attached to my beautifully slick, gelled hair last night and back is the swell of frizzy kinks. Good thing WonderBoy is handsome, proving that I do having pretty good genes, even if my bathing suit is cutting off my circulation and my hair is in Rosanna Rosanna Danna mode. :rotfl2: We walk down to the gazebo and make a left onto the family beach, which @ 9:45 was already somewhat crowded. Wonderboy, who has the skill to always find someone his own age to play with, finds another boy his age from Chicago and they hit the water. The others in our group are late sleepers. I enjoyed talking to Justins Grandmother , who accompanied him on the trip. The boys became fast friends! After about an hour, I told WonderBoy that we had to go, as we were scheduled for the Stingrays at the other end of the beach. See ya later Justin and we're out!

Our Stingray guide was Tammy and she instructed us how to feed the trained Rays from a Mickey plate. It was an interesting experience, but I don't have to do it again. WonderBoy enjoyed feeding the Rays restaurant quality shrimp & squid, until one of the rays "sucked" his finger a little too strongly, causing a brief episode of tears. This was alleviated once Tammy gave him some ice and a little attention, and then he was right back in the water w/the rays. Once the stingray adventure was over, DS noticd an awesome two-story sand castle on the beach were the Rays were. CM Navarro informed WonderBoy that he was CC's Sandcastle Master and that unless the others at the StringRay hut needed him for something, it was his job to find assistant achietects to help him design & build sandcastles. (what a job ;) ) and DS was in! Navarro taught WonderBoy how to make sand steps, ramps and windows, and promised that if he returned on the 2nd Dip on Friday, they might try to build a Disney Magic made of Sand....DS was hooked. I think he enjoyed this more than interacting w/the stingrays.
 
O.K., now the part that I know many of you have waited for...The Wardrobe Malfunction.

After leaving the Stingray area of the beach, we head up to Cookies BBQ for lunch. I see all of the things on my SSM Dining Plan: fruit, -check, fish, -check, "hey, is that a tender, succulent, BBQ pork rib dripping w/spicey sauce?" Yeah, I thought so. That is so NOT on the SSM Dining Plan...I'll have two Please! WonderBoy had a good lunch as well and we decide to head back over to the family beach...when all of a sudden one of the criss-crossed straps from the Miracle Suit decides it's time to make a change and releases itself from the back hook, threatening to expose my "Bahama Mama". :blush: I quickly make my way to the Daughters room, where a nice lady "Hooked me UP"! It's a MIRACLE!!!

We return to the beach and Justin and his grandmom are still there hanging out. The DJ in the Gazebo plays the forever popular Cha Cha Slide and DS, being the Ham that he is, grabs Justin and the two of them CHa Cha slide right there on the Family beach to a smattering of applause from sunbathers. WonderBoy is in His world...because in case you haven't figured it out by now, he also LOVES attention! That's MY Boy! :cheer2: :Pinkbounc :cool1:

NEXT TIME....A HAM ON A BANANA :banana: ?
 
CARAMELTINK said:
O.K., now the part that I know many of you have waited for...The Wardrobe Malfunction.

After leaving the Stingray area of the beach, we head up to Cookies BBQ for lunch. I see all of the things on my SSM Dining Plan: fruit, -check, fish, -check, "hey, is that a tender, succulent, BBQ pork rib dripping w/spicey sauce?" Yeah, I thought so. That is so NOT on the SSM Dining Plan...I'll have two Please! WonderBoy had a good lunch as well and we decide to head back over to the family beach...when all of a sudden one of the criss-crossed straps from the Miracle Suit decides it's time to make a change and releases itself from the back hook, threatening to expose my "Bahama Mama". :blush: I quickly make my way to the Daughters room, where a nice lady "Hooked me UP"! It's a MIRACLE!!!

:rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2:

Oh, too funny...

Awesome report!! Write faster... faster... faster... :woohoo:
 
RoyalVizier said:
:rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2:

Oh, too funny...

Awesome report!! Write faster... faster... faster... :woohoo:


And look who this is coming from!!!:rotfl2:
 
I was laughing so loud after reading about you suit misfunction that the kids came to see what was so funny!
I am really enjoying your report! :rotfl2:
 
Now R.V.,

While I appreciate your enthusiasm & interst in my report; you are the LAST person I would think would rush me..... :rotfl:
 
OK, I'm glad that you all had a good laugh at my expense, but I'm calling my attorney when we get back....Some Miracle Suit!!!!!!

It's about 3:15 now and I tell WonderBoy that its time to head over to the Banana Boats as we have a 3:30 ride scheduled. :banana: Now, again, in spite of my moniker: Super Single Mom, I am the BIGGEST Chicken in the world. And I am by far, not the best swimmer, so when the guide explains that the water we would be in is about 45 ft. deep, I try not to panic. WonderBoy of course, doesn't bat an eye. As we head out to the boat that will pull the inflated "bananas", I see these two young teens on the boat and wonder if their family owns the boat or what the deal is because they aren't possibley old enough to operate this boat. What's the legal age to operate a small nautical craft in the Bahamas?, 10? I'm really nervous now. As the two "boys" explain the procedure, I could swear I smelled the distinctive scent of Similac w/Iron on their breaths and knew that I was in trouble!!! :rotfl2:

There are about 10 of us on the boats, three kids and the rest adults. There are several New Yorkers on w/us that were a little Tipsy as they were on a Wedding/Honeymoon trip and really enjoying themselves w/out kids! This made for quite an adventure. When our young tour guides told us that we needed to hold on tight, I gripped those handles w/all my might and told WonderBoy who was NOT sitting in front of me, but on the opposite banana boat in the front to do the same. We took off slowly, and I thought, "oh, this isn't so bad". But no sooner than I could finish my thought, those kids up front on the boat took off through the water , past the Flying Dutchman, making sharp turns and hitting large waves. :Pinkbounc :bounce: :Pinkbounc I look up front to see DS, laughing hysterically with his hands in the air as if he's riding a rollercoaster! Before I could scream up to him to "hold On", we made a sharp turn and three people fell into the water, including WonderBoy! I'm in shock...unable to move even as my only child is in 45 feet of water, about to become a shark's slim jim. The guides stop the boat and the three get back on. Wonderboy shouts his all-purpose saying:..."That was Awesome!" The guides turn the boat around and we are heading back to shore. Wonderboy, still being the Dare Devil, is again riding hands free and falls off again! This time the boat boys, make him get in the boat as the ride is almost over. Once on shore, I take out my compact mirror to put some Visine in my eyes. And low and behold, what did I see? My first grey Hair. :sad2: I know I didn't have it when we left the ship this morning! It was long, and silvery, right above my left eye and had the same kinky texture as the rest of my vacationing hair. OMG, DCL is SO going to hear about this!!!!! :rotfl: :lmao: :rotfl2:

NEXT....WonderBoy goes Hollywood!
 
Hi Carameltink!

Really enjoying your report so far! We really had a lot of fun that week didn't we?


Mary Rose
 
tjeagle: Thx for the encouragement, and don't believe in Miracles. (suits that is)...and there is no such thing as an ex-Philly girl. I bet I could intrest you in a Tasty Kake or Hoagie right now!

O'BWV: That week was, in the words of WonderBoy: awesome ! Hope your family had as much fun as we did!

Jrose: don't laugh too much, you'll make me think Im ready to do stand-up or something. I don't take rejection well...But thx for the support!
 
I must agree with everything I've read on the DIS about Castaway Cay. :sunny: It's Special...Right up there w/Wildwood, NJ :beach: LOL

Once we return to the Ship, we rest a little, then get showered & dressed for dinner. Tonight we were are in Animators Palette and were looking forward to the Light Show. Dinner tonight was much better: Everyone in our party was @ two tables that were close together, My food was delicious, and of course, being on the SSM Diet Dining plan, I had the Maple Glazed Salmon, w/green beans...Good! WonderBoy for some reason is regressing and eating from the kids menu tonight; thank God, otherwise its no telling what exotic food I may have had to sample from his plate! NO More Snails!!! :cool1:

After Dinner we head to Shutters to look @ some of our Photos from the past couple of days. There are some great ones from CC of WonderBoy. I purchase a package (what a rip-off, IMO. The whole photo thing, may be my only complaint about the trip. While the quality of the photos is excellent, the price, the sizes you have to choose from and the whole package thing is the pits. It needs to be comperterized, like it is in the parks for quicker, easier access. Actually when I mentioned this to one of the workers @ Shutters, he said that they have the software program, but w/back to back cruises all the time, they can't get it installed!?) After leaving Shutters, its off to WD Theatre for tonights show.
What can I say about tonight's show? Michael Harrison, the ventriloquist and a Juggler. It was definetly not my favorite. Especially, the puppet routine, but the kids loved it...
Afterwards, WonderBoy & his friends checked in @ The Lab, ( we decided to allow them sign in-out privledges), this would later come back to haunt us...and the adults headed up to The Cove for some drinks and non-Kid
Friendly conversation...It's getting late. Who's going to get up to take the kids to the 8am Character Breakfast????
 
CARAMELTINK said:
tjeagle: Thx for the encouragement, and don't believe in Miracles. (suits that is)...and there is no such thing as an ex-Philly girl. I bet I could intrest you in a Tasty Kake or Hoagie right now!

:rotfl: :rotfl: I was at my parents Labor Day weekend....stopped and got pretzels before we got there....and had cheese steaks and hoagies for dinner!! :rotfl: :rotfl:
 


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