P is for: Painfully Problematic (Annual) Pass Purchase
Uh, oh...
Things like buying bread and eggs at the grocery store
Saw this the other day:
I love that line... "You walnut".
Funny thing. I mentioned it to one of my kids and she says "I always thought you were counting them too!"
a good pie is incredibly difficult to make
Depends on the pie.
I have (sure. I'm boasting.) made amazing apple pies (Think stacked 6" high)
But some... are more difficult than others.
So naturally I volunteered myself to make a Bourbon-Chocolate Pecan Pie for Thanksgiving.
Of course you did. Always volunteer to do things that you can't do.
Hilarity ensues...
But, that's not what this update is about at all.
Not about pie?
I'm outta here!
Well... I'll read the rest... but I want pie.
mmmm.... pie.
And just to be thorough, here's the the "easy as pie" I'm going to attempt Wednesday night:
I'm not a fan of pecan pie, so can't say as I'd like it. But... it
does have chocolate, so it can't be
all bad.
I don't know. You lost me at pie.
Cake too.
Right! Attempting to get my very first Annual Pass. Probably my only one too, but that's beside the point and irrelevant to the story.
Check Annual pass is irrelevant to the story.
Downtown Disney. (Yes, I realize it's not called that anymore, but DTD is so much easier to type and rolls off the tongue so much better.)
Correct.
Coming from the Left Coast, unless you take a red eye, (I've done it; and it also sucks.) you arrive too late to burn a day's ticket in a park.
Same with coming from up here. We almost always have to leave early and then connect through Toronto. By the time we get there, it's late afternoon, early evening...
And that's if we're lucky!
And it was a fabulous, short boat ride from POFQ on a warm Autumn evening. Love me some French Quarter!
Love that boat ride.
Some day I'd love to stay at POFQ.
I arrived WAY before my ADR at Morimoto
Will you talk about it too?
Kinda curious about the place since Su-Lynn talked about it.
Those pumpkins look a bit pale. They need some sun, obviously. You should've moved them out of the shade.
This should be EASY, right?!
Right!!
Right?
right?
hello?
Like that.
If you've never read the new "Disney Springs" backstory, you might find this interesting; it's lengthy, but well-worth the read. I think it gives a fresh insight to the area which may help you appreciate it more:
https://www.mouseplanet.com/11340/The_Story_Behind_Disney_Springs
Thanks for that. Interesting read.
Soon enough, after I made sure Disney was out of some of their profit by drinking their water, I was called.
So
you're the reason ticket prices have gone up!!
After about 5 years, she gives me the goods
By then you'd need
five APs!
Like I said, I'm an idiot.
Yeah, but you're cute. So you get a pass.
At first when she was explaining everything to me by going over my receipts it LOOKED like I still OWED $400 and change because it read: "Balance".
Eep!
I always think of balance as something
due, but not in this case... it was the balance ON the card. I was SO confused and it took her another 10 minutes to explain that that was what was my "change" that was ON the GC. Derp.

Like I said..
No. I would have done the
exact same thing. $400 balance! This is highway robbery! This is so.... Disney!!!!"
I think by the end of the next trip it'll have paid for itself entirely.
I first read that as "By the end of my trips it'll have paid for itself."
Then... why get it?
Then I realized it meant you'd get the discount at no cost for the
next trip after your May trip.
Someone looks...
Well...
1. Pretty happy.
2. Pretty oblivious of the pain she is about to have as a result.
The giddiness exudes, no?
Yes!
Don't be fooled, that was only the first hour of drama associated with the AP.
oh dear...
Here's my first entrance the next day using the Elitists' Entrance:

Snob!!!
Just kidding!
It's also a sneak peek at my Dory Bounding.
Ah! I was kinda wondering.
"My, that's a....
bright outfit."
"You do not have the entitlements for this"
Oh..... crap.
This time I was shown into a private room. That can NEVER be a good sign....
Was there a sign that said "The beatings will continue until morale improves"?
This time, it took closer to 2 hours, (no, literally)
For my trouble, she did give me 3 anytime/any attraction FiPs to use for each remaining day of my trip. I don't think I even used more than a couple of them, but it was nice.
Well... that was nice, but... you didn't use them!
I'll pull a Paul Harvey and give you..... the rest of the story:
I had no idea who this was. Still don't, really. But at least know now he had a show called that.
When I got home and tried to pull up my Photopass pix, they all had watermarks all over them and it kept telling me I had to buy them.

You're really not having much luck with this, are you?
On my next day off from work, I called up IT and spent <no exaggeration> 3+ hours on the phone with them.
This is getting
beyond ridiculous.
"the limits are pre-set by an automated system and can't be re-set by a human". Which is stupid. Every system should be able to have a human override built in, no?
I thought it was supposed to make life
easier... not impossible.
If I show up to CSR in May and there are issues, I'm going to be one very unhappy AP Holder.
I think I'd be more than just unhappy. I'd be
furious.
The moral of the story is making pie is easier and less time consuming than buying a Disney AP,
Well... you haven't attempted the pie yet. Let us know how it turns out!
and it shouldn't take 7 hours of my time to buy a $900 Disney item.
No. No it should not.
Your homework, Boys and Girls: Post a photo from your Holiday Happenings. They make me happy.
Holiday? There's no holiday coming up for over a month.
