******* WARNING LONG POST FULL OF HISTORY, MYTHOLOGY, AND CAT PHOTOS*******
And vomiting... you forgot the vomiting...
I was in Greece for Pete’s sake- a place I may be lucky enough to only get to once in my lifetime.
You may be one up on me. I doubt I'll ever get there.
Mom and Dad chose to stay behind and enjoy the ship. Everyone vacations differently and in the end, after the day of touring, I’m glad they did. This was one of our more strenuous days that would have been harder for Mom. Plus she gets seasick pretty easily so...
I get it, but... at the same time... there are cheaper ways of not moving around? Ah well, as long as they had some nice views from the ship, then it's all good.
It was… It… It had seen better days. “Stuff” was piled up everywhere. There was an old, dilapidated vending machine with nothing in it in one corner and old paint cans, brushes caked with crusty paint, and tarps were piled in another.
Too bad you didn't take a photo. Would be interesting to see.
Dunno. I mean... I certainly wasn't there, but... I'd maybe think of that as... Functional? Work-like?
As long as it doesn't sink...
I do wonder if the ongoing archeology projects are secretly funded by the Delos Island Kitty Black Market.
Next time, photoshop out that dandelion and maybe photoshop
in some tiny people by its paws.
(If you're interested in my most recent project stick around until the end. Or the next post, depending how many photos I can get away with.)
Mythology has it that because of Hera’s jealousy of Zeus and Leto, she ordered all lands to shun Leto, making it difficult for her to find a place to give birth.
Interesting. And in another mythology, another woman had trouble finding a place to give birth, 800 years later.
“Delos had a position as a holy sanctuary for a millennium before Olympian Greek mythology made it the birthplace of Apollo and Artemis.
Old!
Not surprisingly, both missions to the moon are named after these two.

Followed the last launch with great interest. Now just have to wait until 2024-2025 for the next one.
Historically, Delos has a very tumultuous past with the original occupants being displaced a multitude of times and the “collective” coffers being pilfered by Athenians on numerous occasions. My friends, there is nothing new under the sun. Their reason for removing the treasury? “For its safety and the safety of the residents.” Oddly, I’ve heard that before, even recently. History… seems to repeat itself ad nauseum.

Seems to be a pretty common refrain.
stone “couches”, arranged against the walls.
Stone... I sure hope they had some pillows or something otherwise that doesn't sound super comfy.
The coolest part is that when I read through this page, it has a photo of the EXACT same mosaic in Delos that I took!!! Maybe I missed my calling as a travel writer…
Point of order... I think at the moment you
are a travel writer.
(Our guide told us that while the Romans made arches famous, the Greeks were using them for centuries before them.
Huh! Always thought the Romans invented that.
Delos had no reliable water source so relied on elaborately constructed cistern, drainage, and reservoir systems like this.)
I find that fascinating. I mean... you don't think (at least I don't) of ancient civilizations as that advanced
Very pretty mosaic.
That's the mosaic in the link you posted. Yup. You coulda written that article.
Those columns are much taller than I thought they'd be. Glad you have that person in there for scale.
Big!
“Greeks used theater and drama to teach morals and ethics to its citizens; it was meant to promote debate and discussion and was often interactive using question and answer format.” In fact, she told us, attendance of the theater was a required activity regularly, and every year there was an entire week dedicated to mandatory theater attendance which was performed by traveling philosophers and teachers. Of note, ALL parts were played ONLY by men, but all citizens came to watch- men, women, and especially children.
Interesting. Can you imagine having to attend plays or movies? Sign me up!
She went on to explain that the word “idiot” originally in Greek conferred insult to a person who had the right to vote but did not exercise it.
The last US election had a voter turnout of 67%....
This vast portico, originally lined with dozens of enormous columns, was the site of a giant statuary pissing war.

Subtle
But even more shocking, a fair amount of them were likenesses of themselves!

Wow
Everyone knew it was a competition to see who would bring what each year, and status was assigned accordingly. Is this sounding familiar?
Unfortunately
I’ll keep saying it, humans have evolved not one iota (hey, look at me using Greek words!);

Nicely said!
Anyway, the cats have been very busy in this section of the island for millennia knocking all of the statues off their pedestals when the caretakers weren’t looking.
French archeologists whose idea of archeology was rob and dismantle.
As was the British.
Our guide said she always gets a chuckle out of the fact that they got a sizable chunk all the way to the harbor only to discover there was zero way they could get it onto a boat or transport it without sinking any vessels they had.

Can you imagine???
<pant><gasp> "Well..." <gasp> "We finally got it down here... now what?"
"We leave it here!"
Only the pelvis and torso remain in its original place.
Did you see that?
It originally had 9-12 squatting, snarling marble guardian lions along the Sacred Way; one was removed and is presently situated over the main gate of the Venetian Arsenal.
Huh. Missed that when I was there.
they are affectionately known locally as the Melting Lions of Delos.

Can see why.
This super cool inscribed rock, maybe 5 feet square, featured some not-so-ancient graffiti of some familiar names of visitors. Ever hear of James A. Cook?
Cool!
She left us with the staggering statistic that only 30% of Delos has been excavated
Whoa...
tons left to discover!
But our adventure quickly turned into a living, hellish, nightmare.
Uh, oh...
Old women were literally screaming
Within 10 minutes of the hour-long ordeal, you could literally see far too many folks turning green, sweating, and trying to hold in their bio-spills.
I don't think I'd enjoy this ride...
Our little ship was now a vomitorium.
Well said and...
A lady across from us had some orange-ginger essential oils that she started offering drops of. I can attest that it actually does work
The ginger or the essential oil?
(We use those in the recovery room fairly often and yes, studies and experience do show that they can work.)
Interesting. Huh.
When you see 20-foot walls of water, taller than the ship coming straight at you, that you cannot see the top of, hit the crest, then see them crashing against the window beside you, feel the freefall straight down on the other side… over and over, over for an hour…. you just want it to be over.
Holy. Crap.
You think I exaggerate. It was 100% not safe and I wondered if the crew were regretting that crossing.
Hmmm... And yet you made it, so clearly it wasn't "100%" not safe. I wonder what the crew actually thought?
"This isn't too bad"
"This is pretty bad but I've seen worse"
"Holy smokes, what have we done?"
No idea. I'm a landlubber.
Not soon enough to prevent a thorough desecration of the ship,
One poor Spanish guy could literally hardly walk at all
Poor guy. I'm sure he was glad to see Terra Firma again
With that I’ll sign off until next time and your next chapter of Always and Adventure with Steppe.
Can't wait!
