Re: Post 75
Take Over To-Do List
We North Carolinians ( I won't say we Tarheels because I am aware that there are some that would be offended) have decided to take over WDW

. Below are the current changes we will make once the take over is complete. Jump in and add your thoughts. I'll update the list as we go along:
1. REAL sweet tea at every restaurant. Unsweetened? Huh?
(Swayhoover90)
2. Flame Tree BBQ will serve REAL BBQ.
(Swayhoover90)
3. Shagging on/under the Boardwalk.
(Swayhoover90)
4. The Land ride at Epcot will show how tobacco is grown, cropped and barned.
(Swayhoover90)
5. Can you imagine how we could revise Soaring?
(Swayhoover90)
6. The Richard Petty Driving Experience will be renamed Charlotte Motor Speedway South.
(Swayhoover90)
7. Main Street USA will be rethemed to look like Mayberry with wandering Barney and Otis actors.
(Swayhoover90)
8. The Main Street Electric Parade will be made up of floats pulled by pick-up trucks and John Deere Tractors.
(ILuvMulan)
9. The lighthouse at Old Key West will be replaced by the Cape Hatteras Lighthouse.
(Swayhoover90)
10. The next DVC resort...The Villas at Hank's Trailer Park. A two bedroom mobile home will cost you 2 points per night Sunday through Thursday, 4 points on Friday and 6 on Saturday. Maintenance fees would be $9.32 per point due to yard upkeep and hurricanes.
(Swayhoover90)
11. Bob Timberlake will be named the official Disney artist.
(Mic)
12. The furnishings at all Disney Lodges will be removed and replaced with Bob Timberlake's Thomasville Collection.
(Mic)
13. All Rice Crispy treats will be replaced with Moon Pies in the shape of Mickey's head.
(Lost in Neverland)
14. No more Turkey Legs - everyone will be walking around with a fried chicken leg and a buttermilk biscuit.
(Lost in Neverland)
15. Just got to add Cheerwine to the drink selection...Have any of you asked for it? You will get a good laugh at the response when you do.
(Lost in Neverland)
16. Test Track will be renamed "I-485, The Charlotte Rush Hour Experience".
(Lost in Neverland)
*Won't work...the cars on the current Test Track actually get up to 65 miles per hour.
(Bonrea)
17. The Jungle Cruise boat Captains will be replaced by a bubba yelling "Hey Y'all watch this!"
(Lost in Neverland)
18. In the Magic Kingdom we'll add an Appalachians Mountains or Great Smoky Mountain ride.
(Mickeyfollowers)
19. Soaring will be done over with a Wright Brothers theme.
(Mickeyfollowers)
20. We'll open a new DVC resort...The Villas at Biltmore Estates.
(Mickeyfollowers)
21. Big Thunder Mountain will be renamed "Tweetsie Gone Wrong" (or maybe right?)
(ILuvMulan)
22. In addition to shaggin' at the Boardwalk we'll have clogging at the Whispering Canyon.
(ILuvMulan)
23. Dole Whips are out...SunDrop Whips are in!
(SallySue66)
24. Victoria & Albert's will be renamed...Vicky Lynn & Delbert's. The menu will still be quite exotic with such offerings as possum, squirrel and rabbit. Of course there will be a BBQ amuse bouche featuring a small taste of BBQ from each area of the state.
(Swayhoover90)
25. Chef Mickey's and all other buffets will be Baptist church potluck style. Bring a dish and make sure there's enough for everyone.
(Swayhoover90)
26. Catch-and-release fishing excursions????? What in the heck is that all about. "Boy, throw that thing in the cooler. Mama will fry that up when we get back to Fort Wilderness".
(Swayhoover90)
27. Vicky and Delbert's (see above) will still be upscale. We'll use REAL Chinette plates instead of the
Walmart brand.
(Swayhoover90)
28. We'll get rid of those weird animals at AKL. We'll be raisin' some chickens and goats. We'll also park some old, rusty cars on what is now called the Savannah (we'll change it to "the back yard") because "dem goats like standin' on old cars".
(Swayhoover90)
29. Deer stands and duck blinds will be added at Tom Sawyer's Island.
(Rockclimber)
30. Ft Langhorne will be renamed Huck's Fried Fish Camp.
(Rockclimber)