Raulandpinboy
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Yes thank goodness for rich folks, and here is why
You see I have been on Weigh Watchers for over 3 months now, and I really love their 2 point and 1 point desserts I mean full sized fudge bars and only 1 little ole point. I call them heaven on a stick.
The problem is over in my little ole middle class trailer trash section of town they sell out 2 minutes after they are put out. Why I ask you? Because non Weight Watcher folks have figured out were-as I can only eat one, they can eat 10 or twelve and still not come close to 1 Haagen-Dazs Popsicle AKA Death on a stick bars.
So poor me has been trying and trying to get these things to no avail. Arguing with the store manager does nothing they can just order so much because they are in such demand. So rather than get mad I tried something new.
I hit the Albertsons in the Goober Moocher part of town.
Well that kids was an adventure all to its self, they had things in there I have never heard of, yet along ever think of sticking in my mouth. (Leave it alone) I saw $90.00 jar of Russian caviar, $4.00 12 oz bottle of the same water that cost me $.59. You name it they had it, including a coffee bar that had a ten minute waiting list, and only spoke Latté language.
But there in the darkness next to the frozen escargot wine flavored Latté were boxes and boxes of my so much craved Weight Watcher desserts. You see Rich folks dont want to hear the word diet, nor do they care to buy anything that is not designer named, or costs less than $10.00 a box. So when you jump for joy because they are 2 for $5.00 they sneer, and yell out REALLLYYYY!!!! How ghastly.
I almost ended up making a mistake because when one of the $100 designer stretch pant wearing locals asked me what they were. I wanted to act like I belonged, so I said they were specialized desserts made in France, and Weight Watchers was French for Gout getting Chocolate dessert, and I had become addicted to them while studying there last summer, so I asked my father, to have them flown into this store for me. Well then they all started grabbing for them saying things like well of course its all we ate while we summered there last year and its about time I was thinking of flying back to get some
After that I panicked, and I said Im kidding these are the rage in the trailer park Ma and Pa, just loves-em to death So I think they are safe for now.
True I had to do some weird stuff to get these things, like borrow my Stepfathers Mercedes to be allowed to park in the parking lot, they have a $45000 or more limit you see, I had to rent a pair of $500.00 designer pants and shirt, I had to order a latté, and had to speak like my teeth were all glued together, other than that it was fine.
So my fellow non rich because pins eat all our money challenged Weight Watcher folks. The good stuff is in the rich section of town. Trust me those folks will not touch anything that says Weigh Watcher anything.
Disclaimer: the term trailer trash is not used to describe a certain type of human being, just because 97% of all the people that appear on Jerry Springer live in a trailer park do not make them bad people. If you think the terms and words I used, were used make fun of the rich folk, well yea they were totally meant to make fun of the elite 20% upper class of society, even if I am one of your so called kind (Kidding) but when I finally do inherit my fortune Ill never forget my roots you latté drinking bunch of . Err sorry Im okay now. Anyway thanks for leaving the Weight Watcher food alone.
You see I have been on Weigh Watchers for over 3 months now, and I really love their 2 point and 1 point desserts I mean full sized fudge bars and only 1 little ole point. I call them heaven on a stick.
The problem is over in my little ole middle class trailer trash section of town they sell out 2 minutes after they are put out. Why I ask you? Because non Weight Watcher folks have figured out were-as I can only eat one, they can eat 10 or twelve and still not come close to 1 Haagen-Dazs Popsicle AKA Death on a stick bars.
So poor me has been trying and trying to get these things to no avail. Arguing with the store manager does nothing they can just order so much because they are in such demand. So rather than get mad I tried something new.
I hit the Albertsons in the Goober Moocher part of town.
Well that kids was an adventure all to its self, they had things in there I have never heard of, yet along ever think of sticking in my mouth. (Leave it alone) I saw $90.00 jar of Russian caviar, $4.00 12 oz bottle of the same water that cost me $.59. You name it they had it, including a coffee bar that had a ten minute waiting list, and only spoke Latté language.
But there in the darkness next to the frozen escargot wine flavored Latté were boxes and boxes of my so much craved Weight Watcher desserts. You see Rich folks dont want to hear the word diet, nor do they care to buy anything that is not designer named, or costs less than $10.00 a box. So when you jump for joy because they are 2 for $5.00 they sneer, and yell out REALLLYYYY!!!! How ghastly.
I almost ended up making a mistake because when one of the $100 designer stretch pant wearing locals asked me what they were. I wanted to act like I belonged, so I said they were specialized desserts made in France, and Weight Watchers was French for Gout getting Chocolate dessert, and I had become addicted to them while studying there last summer, so I asked my father, to have them flown into this store for me. Well then they all started grabbing for them saying things like well of course its all we ate while we summered there last year and its about time I was thinking of flying back to get some
After that I panicked, and I said Im kidding these are the rage in the trailer park Ma and Pa, just loves-em to death So I think they are safe for now.
True I had to do some weird stuff to get these things, like borrow my Stepfathers Mercedes to be allowed to park in the parking lot, they have a $45000 or more limit you see, I had to rent a pair of $500.00 designer pants and shirt, I had to order a latté, and had to speak like my teeth were all glued together, other than that it was fine.
So my fellow non rich because pins eat all our money challenged Weight Watcher folks. The good stuff is in the rich section of town. Trust me those folks will not touch anything that says Weigh Watcher anything.
Disclaimer: the term trailer trash is not used to describe a certain type of human being, just because 97% of all the people that appear on Jerry Springer live in a trailer park do not make them bad people. If you think the terms and words I used, were used make fun of the rich folk, well yea they were totally meant to make fun of the elite 20% upper class of society, even if I am one of your so called kind (Kidding) but when I finally do inherit my fortune Ill never forget my roots you latté drinking bunch of . Err sorry Im okay now. Anyway thanks for leaving the Weight Watcher food alone.
You naughty boy !!!
