If I give ya 5 minutes...you'll want 10...if I give ya 10 you'll want 20....Do you see the pattern here????
Good Morning.
Wow whats going on in here, Good neighbors buttering muffins for yard work?!!
Well, I think I am not acting very nice. My SIL and BIL (remember the psuedo cousins who had a baby and got married) decided to get married again in a church and have a reception. All of my kids are in the wedding. I have seen the dresses she picked out for the girls
So i come to find out that she wants me to walk down the aisle to help the kids down. I don't have a problem with that at all. She is telling me that she is talking to a tailor to get a dress made for me.
I'm just walking the kids down the aisle, Im not really in the wedding, don't you think I can jsut wear whatever I want. I have that yellow dress that I bought to wear for a wedding. I can just use that.
She is also having the girls rent their dresses. The good thing about that, at least I am not buying a butt ugly dress. At the same time, ICK!!! I wouldn't want to wear a rented dress. If I was borrowing a dress from a friend maybe, but rented??!! I really really hope they clean those things.
you know it could be worse...you could have to wear the rented dress!!! atleast little kids don't get that smelly......usually! 
must've been before my time here
I cannot resist (try as I might) OCM - please forgive me if I offend, no intended dig toward you...
& feels the need to coordinate apparel? Since they've already broken one of the cardinal rules in life, i say throw caution to the wind & wear yellow or whatever else you desire! 
And don't any of you say 3-Toed Sloths either.............. If I give ya 5 minutes...you'll want 10...if I give ya 10 you'll want 20....Do you see the pattern here????
mic
#1) The owner of a golf course in West Virginia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from West Virginia University and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought for a monent, then replied "Everything but my earrings."
#2) Q - Why does OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
A - Everyone has the same DNA
Disclaimer: no West Virginians were harmed in the above-jokes.
swing yer partner to & 'fro.
and this is a problem why?
Can't answer to TVT's question as to what the kids are...but thought this was funny.......and yes, I live on the WVA border...it's scary over there, especially at the Wal-Mart
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob said ..
... "Ya' know sumthin', Luther,I reckon I'm 'bout ready fur a vacation, only this time I'm gonna' do it little different this time.
"'Last few years," he said, "I took yur advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii, and Earline got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti, and durned if Earline didn't get pregnant again." "I ain't gonna do THAT agin."
Luther asked Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna' do this year that's differnt?"
Billy Bob replied, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."
i don't get it!!!!
mic
#1) The owner of a golf course in West Virginia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from West Virginia University and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought for a monent, then replied "Everything but my earrings."
#2) Q - Why does OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
A - Everyone has the same DNA
Disclaimer: no West Virginians were harmed in the above-jokes.
swing yer partner to & 'fro.
You are enjoying this WAYYYYY too much....
; there is a pecking order in my tri-state area: ) and (but it shur 'nuff tasted good on the way down)Funniest part was the reception was in the back yard of the house they were renting in a very ritzy neighborhood. The DH to be evidently was a biker; you should have seen the volume of bikes, chrome dazzling, parked up & down the cul-de-sac (and the looks on the neighbors faces - priceless).Yep, i'm having heaps of fun today
*top of the heap - Pittsburgh
*#2 - Cleveland (although bob may beg to differ
*poor mailigned WV on the bottom of the moonshine barrel.
