Terrific Tuesday Riddle....It's SPOONERISMS!

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

It seems like some days swooping a post is the only enjoyment I get.

Maybe you should discover the joys of stamp collecting???

 

[Lintasare]

Maybe you should discover the joys of stamp collecting???

Too late...my dad is a stamp collector. I used to collect gemstones but even those have gotten too expensive.

 

[alabamaalan]

I think Angel used to do that too, especially if engagement rings count.

 

[Lintasare]

I think Angel used to do that too, especially if engagement rings count.

Actually I collected loose stones. I used to be able to find such great deals on tanzanite and iolite but not anymore.

 

[crcormier]

Actually I collected loose stones. I used to be able to find such great deals on tanzanite and iolite but not anymore.

There's a ton of loose stones in my garden.

I'm a millionaire and didn't know it.

eBay here I come!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

There's a ton of loose stones in my garden.

I'm a millionaire and didn't know it.

eBay here I come!

Do any of them look like Elvis? Or Jesus?

 

[Lintasare]

Do any of them look like Elvis? Or Jesus?

My mom had an iris in her garden that looks like Jesus. Had it not died I would have sold it on Ebay. I could have been rich.

 

[alabamaalan]

If it came back on the 3rd day you'd really have something to sell.

I also had some loose stones, but they were in my kidney.

I have no desire whatsoever to collect more, thank you.

 

[Lintasare]

If it came back on the 3rd day you'd really have something to sell.

I also had some loose stones, but they were in my kidney.

I have no desire whatsoever to collect more, thank you.

You need to drink more water Alan.

 

[GoofyWaterCoaster]

Maybe you should discover the joys of stamp collecting???

How can you not get satisfaction in stamp collecting??? That and Disney Pins. Did anyone notice my coaster counters down below?

 

[crcormier]

Do any of them look like Elvis? Or Jesus?

No, but I have a prickly Grumpy.

 

[alabamaalan]

Maybe it needs more water too.

 

[GoofyWaterCoaster]

in

 

[firstmickey]

And although that is great for the ego...


Why is this what I hear more often?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOTASTIC!!!

You hear Woooootastic more often? Wow...I'm really impressed....

Maybe you should discover the joys of stamp collecting???

You made me spit my water out with this piece of extremely dry wit.

There's a ton of loose stones in my garden.

I'm a millionaire and didn't know it.

eBay here I come!

and OMG...you are in rare form today!

Do any of them look like Elvis? Or Jesus?

Just when you think it couldn't get any funnier around here...

No, but I have a prickly Grumpy.

You need to LET IT GO!




Young Grasshopper....or GWC... I was inspired..your new name just came to me.

 

[crcormier]

You need to LET IT GO!

So many points, so little time...

 

[Mnementh]

Happy Birthday Bratboy!

Thanks, Angel!

I'm irritated. All these people who don't even like Spoonerisms are in and I only have the second one so far. (I did get excited when I saw the title of this riddle, though).

 

[Mnementh]

I'm sure you leave a trail behind wherever you go.

I thought about you this weekend. There was a convention down the block from me.

http://www.acen.org/

Lots of people dressed up in costumes. I drove past a Denny's sat. morning and a guy with a sword was walking out with a gal with pointy ears. I HOPE they were from the convention.

Oh sure, rub it in. Do you know how long I've wanted to go to that? Sheesh!

 

[firstmickey]

Thanks, Angel!

I'm irritated. All these people who don't even like Spoonerisms are in and I only have the second one so far. (I did get excited when I saw the title of this riddle, though).

Listen Pal...I did this riddle just for you (ok so no..but it sounds better that way) .....you better just muster up (no more mentioning of that grumpy thing from the rest of you with that sentence) some brain cells and solve this riddle.

 

[Mnementh]

I can't think of a brittle candy and "a beverage and a beverage" is too generic

 

[firstmickey]

try toffee