Okay, here is the trashy UTV Midwestern style portable toilet. Take a five Gallon Bucket with lid. Keep the handle intact. Take a pool noodle, and cut it to make it fit in a u shape. Now slice it about 1/2 way through so it fits "u-shaped on the top of the bucket. Place a roll of toilet paper through the handle of the bucket. Place a tall kitchen bag in the bucket, place kitty liter in the plastic liner in the bucket, place pool noodle on bucket. Voila, a homemade potty. You can even put the lid on it by taking off the noodle. Simply pull off the plastic bag, knot, and place in garbage. I have a picture, in use! Should someone want to see it!!!!