Tell me about your worst kiss

[chloelovesdisney]

First kiss with high school boyfriend. Way too much slobbering, but I gave him some lessons and he greatly improved.

 

[UtahMama]

Hee hee, what a funny thread!

I've had a few doozies:

My worst kiss was when this guy opened his mouth too much, was overall sloppy and unskilled, and had OPEN eyes ( i peeked as I was pushing him away). *shudder*

A few more bad kisses come to mind...

Bad breath guy (ash tray, old beer, morning breath!!!) ((**Please brush your tongue, guys!!!!))

Ranch dressing on the corner of his lip/in his mustache guy

Wet and sloppy guy

Weird technique guy ...licked my lips!

And of course, the wayyyyy to serious for a first date kiss guy (YIKES!)


Happy to report my current bf causes fireworks that rival Disney's!!!

 

[Luvchefmic]

I was 12 ...he was 13....he had just eaten Oreos.....I stopped writing my name with his last name all over my books after that

 

[shortbun]

My husband was a horrible kisser. I taught him how to kiss me the way I liked it. His kisses lacked passion, were way to short-like a peck you'd give your great aunt. lol!!!
I laughingly said, 'who taught you how to kiss? When we break up, you're gonna need better kissing skills.I'm going to teach you how to be the world's best kisser!' and we began practicing. It was fun and he's a great kisser now. FYI, I had no intention of ever turning him loose for some other woman to kiss.

 

[buckler]

My worst kiss was when I was in grade school and my Girl Scout trip went to visit a nursing home to take plants to the residents and sing at Christmas time. An elderly lady with applesauce all over her mouth grabbed me and gave me a big smooch on my face and I got slimed . It was really gross but I had to act like it didn't bother me so I wouldn't hurt her feelings. Funny thing was someone took a picture of her hugging and kissing me and it was published in the local newspaper. I still have the photo of applesauce lady and me to remind me of my childhood trauma.

 

[kimmar067]

Well.....there was this one time at band camp.....

 

[kimmar067]

Hee hee, what a funny thread!

I've had a few doozies:

My worst kiss was when this guy opened his mouth too much, was overall sloppy and unskilled, and had OPEN eyes ( i peeked as I was pushing him away). *shudder*

A few more bad kisses come to mind...

Bad breath guy (ash tray, old beer, morning breath!!!) ((**Please brush your tongue, guys!!!!))

Ranch dressing on the corner of his lip/in his mustache guy

Wet and sloppy guy

Weird technique guy ...licked my lips!

And of course, the wayyyyy to serious for a first date kiss guy (YIKES!)


Happy to report my current bf causes fireworks that rival Disney's!!!

...and where have YOU been hanging out, young lady??!?!? Certainly NOT not Toots thread..... [ ]

 

[paintnolish]

I think I was 15. My best friend's older brother (17) started acting kind of weird around me. While she was on a marathon phone call with her boyfriend, her brother and I were watching tv. Somehow, we ended up facing each other. He went in for the kiss, his lower hand on my back. There was a lot of darting/jabbing tongue action. I tried leaning back, but his hand was on my lower back. I broke away and things were awkward for a few days! I did not want to repeat that kiss and got worried everytime he was around me!

 

[NeverlandClub23]

...and had OPEN eyes

I just remembered mine! It was last November and I was on a second date with a guy. We were watching a movie (Talladega Nights) at his house and he started kissing me (the first time we'd kissed). The kiss itself was just ok but I peeked my eyes open and he was watching the movie! And he'd seen it many times before . I got passed over for Ricky Bobby! Maybe I need the Youtube instructional video .

 

[kimmar067]

First kiss with high school boyfriend. Way too much slobbering...

....how 'bout that PLUS braces????!?! YUCK!!!

 

[java]

In college there was a very nice guy- He wore me down and I went out with him. He kissed like a snake- darting tongue - wasn't pretty.
What's funny is he dated 2 of my friends and they all said the same thing. I recently met his wife and wanted to ask if he got over the kissing thing.
Honestly though that's the only bad one I remember.

 

[luvmy3]

My worst kiss was my first in 8th grade, but I probably wasn't very good at it either. Turns out he ended up kissing alot of the girls in 8th grade . I didn't have that much experience, I wonder what his excuse was

 

[tink_n_pooh]

 

[PebblesMK]

My worst kiss was when I was in grade school and my Girl Scout trip went to visit a nursing home to take plants to the residents and sing at Christmas time. An elderly lady with applesauce all over her mouth grabbed me and gave me a big smooch on my face and I got slimed . It was really gross but I had to act like it didn't bother me so I wouldn't hurt her feelings. Funny thing was someone took a picture of her hugging and kissing me and it was published in the local newspaper. I still have the photo of applesauce lady and me to remind me of my childhood trauma.

And you are an amazing person for that! My grandma has alzheimers and sometimes has sticky fingers or food on her face and she loves to hold hands and give kisses, especially to my daughter. My child dreads seeing grandma because of that, but she suffers through it because she knows how much it means to my grandma. I bet that lady was on cloud 9 because of you. Nursing homes are so sad for so many who are residents and it only takes a few moments to raise spirits.

 

[goofyernmost]

It's not just men that can be bad kissers. I was with a woman once that opened her mouth so wide I thought she was going to eat my head. I don't mind a little tongue action, in fact, I am kind of partial to it, but it's like opening up a window and trying to kiss the world. No sparks because there was essentially no contact.

 

[JessicaR]

It's not just men that can be bad kissers. I was with a woman once that opened her mouth so wide I thought she was going to eat my head. I don't mind a little tongue action, in fact, I am kind of partial to it, but it's like opening up a window and trying to kiss the world. No sparks because there was essentially no contact.

 

[aduck126]

my husband and i had a horrible first kiss. we were in a movie theater on our first date and I leaned in to give him a peck and he just flat out went for the whole shabang! tongue, slobber, head grabbing. i was thinking, oh my god that was frightening! luckily i didn't judge too harshly and stuck with it and he got better

we actually joke about now, he will say i'm going to kiss you like i did on our first date, and ill run away screaming.

 

[klacey1]

Guy in high school who followed me around. I finally let him kiss me to see if being stalked was worth it. Nope. I don't know what it was about that kiss, but I literally felt like I had to throw up for hours afterward.

 

[Elmo9607]

Ughhh...my worst kiss was my first kiss! I was a sophomore in high school and it was his first kiss too.

Even though I had never been kissed before, I knew it was terrible. I think I had to dry off half of my face. Eww!!

 

[Jeanne B]

After reading some of the stories on here I've obviously been very lucky, even as a teen!! I think my first kiss with my first real boyfriend in jr high was kind of a sloppy kiss but nothing too bad.

I have been married for 25 years so I don't remember kisses other than DH. I will say that I still remember our first kiss. He has very soft lips and applied just the right amount of pressure and puckering.

I tell him I started to fall for him right then and there.

I was on a second date a few weeks ago and the first kiss on our first date was kind of awkward but reading your comment made me think of our second kiss on our second date...no tongue at all, but amazingly perfect and it seemed never-ending, it was definitely the best kiss I've ever had. After getting out of almost a 20 year marriage last year I've felt almost like a teenager again at times but it's so much better in your 40's.