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Well, you have a choice. I have a the new country music edition of People mag, a new Cosmogirl with Lauren Conrad on the cover, or a bunch of old magazines (mostly seventeen and cosmogirl.)

Cosmogirl :lmao:
 


Ok. Question #1: (there's gonna be some editing..lol)

My friend told me that if you practice squeezing you vajayjay muscles while you pee, it will be less painful when you give birth. Is that true?


You friend is right! Squeezing you pelvic muscles - otherwise known as the Kegel exercises - strengthens them. Stronger vajayjay muscles offer the potential for a stronger bladder and easier childbirth. Of course there's no reason you need to start doing Kegels now - you have plenty of time! But if you're curious, here's how: The next time you have to pee, try to stop midstream for atleast two seconds, then release your urine again. The muscles you use to do this are what you want to strengthen. Practice my inserting your pointer finger into your vajayjay (EWWWW!!!!) and squeezing the same way you would when stopping the flow of urine (No thank you!) If you feel pressure around your finger, you're doing it right. Then take out your finger (WASH YOUR HANDS!!) and squeeze on your own - you can do them whenever you want. No one will ever be able to tell.
 
Ok. Question #1: (there's gonna be some editing..lol)

My friend told me that if you practice squeezing you vajayjay muscles while you pee, it will be less painful when you give birth. Is that true?


You friend is right! Squeezing you pelvic muscles - otherwise known as the Kegel exercises - strengthens them. Stronger vajayjay muscles offer the potential for a stronger bladder and easier childbirth. Of course there's no reason you need to start doing Kegels now - you have plenty of time! But if you're curious, here's how: The next time you have to pee, try to stop midstream for atleast two seconds, then release your urine again. The muscles you use to do this are what you want to strengthen. Practice my inserting your pointer finger into your vajayjay (EWWWW!!!!) and squeezing the same way you would when stopping the flow of urine (No thank you!) If you feel pressure around your finger, you're doing it right. Then take out your finger (WASH YOUR HANDS!!) and squeeze on your own - you can do them whenever you want. No one will ever be able to tell.

:eek: Uhmm no thank you. lol
 
That's always lovely to know...

Kegels are really easy to do.
Heh.

The stopping urine midstreamm...
not the other one, I never heard of that one till now.
 
THATS SICK
FINGERING YOURSELF IS GROSS.


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That is all.


Mouse xD

Allthough..since I am..Mouse..and..i have issues, i CAN stop my pee midstream.

I WILL NOT FINGER MYSELF.
That is all.

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Mouse xD
 
I think I will steer clear on putting my fingers in my Vajayjay.
 
WHOA
graphic details goin down on the DISteen board :|
never thought id see that..
hahaa
 
The other questions were lame. The one was about birth control, the other was really inappropriate (g-spot..no need for that)

So here's an article on "Second-Glance Guys"

It'll take a while to type up, so go get some ice cream or something in the meantime. lol
 
I think the first story might give me nightmares.:lmao:
 
Ok. Question #1: (there's gonna be some editing..lol)

My friend told me that if you practice squeezing you vajayjay muscles while you pee, it will be less painful when you give birth. Is that true?


You friend is right! Squeezing you pelvic muscles - otherwise known as the Kegel exercises - strengthens them. Stronger vajayjay muscles offer the potential for a stronger bladder and easier childbirth. Of course there's no reason you need to start doing Kegels now - you have plenty of time! But if you're curious, here's how: The next time you have to pee, try to stop midstream for atleast two seconds, then release your urine again. The muscles you use to do this are what you want to strengthen. Practice my inserting your pointer finger into your vajayjay (EWWWW!!!!) and squeezing the same way you would when stopping the flow of urine (No thank you!) If you feel pressure around your finger, you're doing it right. Then take out your finger (WASH YOUR HANDS!!) and squeeze on your own - you can do them whenever you want. No one will ever be able to tell.

Lmao xD No way.
 
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