Ok.....I worked hard on this!
'Twas The Night Before Christmas
An Original Focker Poem by TE!
T'was the night before Christmas
And I just couldnt sleep
Thoughts of old friends and new
Made me not get a peep
I went to the kitchen
in search of a bite.
If I filled up my stomach,
perhaps I'd sleep tight.
The cupboard was empty
the fridge, it was bare.
I searched in the crockpot
But no food anywhere!
I looked out the window:
Streets covered with snow;
Its two in the morning
Could I still talk to Jo?
I spied my computer,
Ill go bootup that.
Then take me online
for some Christmas Eve chat.
My puter came to life
without even a miss!
In the blink of an eye,
Ill be able to DIS!
But-----where was my Janet?
And Where was my Mel?
Oh Katt, Kat, and Lessa,
Jens and Jodys? do tell!
My threads were all opened
And I waited to chat
But the Fockers were silent
Cant imagine that!
No Dawn, V, or Ed
Wow--that's just great
Not even a Tracy
for another update.
Maybe Zs working late,
Or Rachel too!
Not even Angela or Mo-
To say Miss you too!
Where are Slate and Mary?
I felt so alone.
Guess CEs with her hubby
.
So I cant use the phone!
But wait! One more refresh!
Now what do I see?
There's someone else out there.
Wanting to talk to me!
In wonder---I read:
"Hey---it's 3:53.
Your friends are all sleeping;
that's where you should be".
"Turn off that 'puter.
Take your hand off that mouse.
I have a few things
to drop off at your house".
"You know I can't stop there
while you're still awake.
I have schedules to keep.
Come on----Give Me A Break!"
If you really are Santa
(that jolly, old elf)
there's only one present
I'd wish for myself.
The folks on my DIS list.
Those friends far and near.
You just gather them up
and bring them right here.
In just a few hours
I awoke with a start.
It was only a dream--I sighed
heavy of heart.
I walked down the stairs
and there 'round my tree,
were all of the people
I thought I'd never see.
We laughed and we {{{{{hugged}}}}}
and we just had a ball.
Hmmmmmm--maybe that wasn't
a dream after all.
So to all of my friends
I do say with great cheer
Merry Christmas my Fockers!
I wish you were here
..