I need a multiple quote for my brain!
I start reading and I think, I can remember to tell uh (enter first need for multiple quote) about my car, a 2003 Mazda MPV. I really like the Mazdas. I think my next car in two years will be a Cadillac CTS Sport Wagon, it's sexy and fast and practical and posh

. Kinda like I see myself

.
Then it all falls out of my head, and I can't remember, oh, homeschoolmama's daughter's dress is really cute! remembered that!
ummm...
Oh! Yeah, I am watching the jersey housewives. I'm fascinated by it because the lifestyle is really different than the one I lead. I admire how hotly protective they are of their family, I'm embarrassed by the show of wealth, grossed out by the "****ie" pressure

, and weirded out by the friendships in general. However, I do get a huge kick out of them-I sort of feel like Margaret Mead when I'm watching (did you know she made a lot of that stuff up about the south pacific islanders?!), and it's like it's on a different continent or I've travelled in time/space to watch aliens. Aliens who really have the art of personal decoration down to a Tee!
I'm half done training my replacement at work and things are going really well, she seems to have a good grasp of all the databases and all the balls that have to be simultaneously in the air. The only thing that I'm slightly freaked out about is she keeps her phone in her bra and the thing rings all day long and she reaches down the front of her shirt and grabs it and answers it a lot. I had told the creative director (a young guy) about it yesterday and he was explaining something to her today and her ****s started ringing and he nearly lost it, he was *killing* himself to keep a straight face

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The advertising director was like "oh you need to tell her she can't do that" and I'm like, she's ten years older than I am, she's not going to appreciate etiquette correction from me at all! (and I really don't want her to quit).
I've been working a 6 hour day all week and the house is a wreck because when I get home I'm tired, I've been in the car for two hours (one up, one back from work) I want to sit down with the laptop and a cup of tea for an hour and chill, but when I do that the house, um, well, it gets a fast once over but it's just not cleaned when I'm not home.
The boss, on the other hand, was like, wow, when you're here all the time your desk is so neat (I had time today to clean up when my replacement was training at another desk).

I can only clean one habitat at a time, I guess!