Taylor Swift Thread [Once upon a time, I believe it was a Tuesday...]

[Captain Brain]

Your attempts at scaring Billy does not work. Haha.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Oh, really?

You should see the MSN convos with me, Allie, and Sam!

Meg

(Oh wait...I forgot...ALLI with an I and not an E)

 

[Captain Brain]

Yes really. Billy is not easily intimidated.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Billy needs to stop talking in third person, or Megara is going to go to MO and kick Billy's...

 

[Captain Brain]

Billy enjoys talking in third person, does Megara not?

Taylor also enjoys talking in third person. Trust Billy, Billy knows.

 

[StitchfansJr]

WE'RE QUITE VICIOUS, JASPER HALE/VAMPIRES FANGIRL!

YES WE ARE!

 

[Captain Brain]

YES WE ARE!

Whateva, gurl.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Billy enjoys talking in third person, does Megara not?

Taylor also enjoys talking in third person. Trust Billy, Billy knows.

Billy really needs to stop talking to Taylor and Megara in third person, because Billy is starting to sound like Elmo. Does Billy not want to sound like a red Muppet?

 

[Captain Brain]

Elmo only talks in third person because Elmo doesn't understand first person, unlike Billy.

 

[StitchfansJr]

Whateva, gurl.

Quiet Taylor-obsessed fanboy!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Elmo only talks in third person because Elmo doesn't understand first person, unlike Billy.

Billy only talks in third person to annnoy Megara, and because TAYLOR SWIFT talks in third person

Quiet Taylor-obsessed fanboy!

ITA!

 

[Captain Brain]

Billy talks in third peson because it is fun. Megara and Alli should try it sometime.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Does Billy really talk in third person in real life? That would quite annoy and confuse Megara.

 

[StitchfansJr]

Actualllllllly..I'm fine not talking in 3rd person

EDIT:
It would Meg...

 

[Captain Brain]

Billy does indeed talk in third person in real life. Just ask Billy's friends.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Allison [: "Jasper? Oh HALE yes! " says:
YEAH
Allison [: "Jasper? Oh HALE yes! " says:
AND MEG TURNING HIM INTO ELMO
Meaghan says:
ELMO LIKES TO PLAY PRETEND
Meaghan says:
DOES BILLY LIKE TO PLAY PRETEND?

Does Billy like to be Elmo? Elmo likes fun things.

 

[StitchfansJr]

If I lived in MO, I'd have to kick you everytime you talked in 3rd person. That'd drive me insane. D:

 

[Captain Brain]

Kicking Billy would be quite rude.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Kicking Billy would be rude, but entertaining.

Kicking Megara would not be allowed. She has her own bodyguard team.

 

[StitchfansJr]

Kicking Billy would be rude, but entertaining.

Kicking Megara would not be allowed. She has her own bodyguard team.