Drummer71 said:Carousel of Rednecks - lmao. thats halarious. The host could be Larry the Cable guy insted of that one guy, and in the Christmas finale scene they could all be singing The 12 Redneck Days of Christmas. i like the lawn chairs idea too.
Carousel of Rednecks (brought to you by GE)
There's a great big pile of tobacco
Spilling out between my cheek and gum
There's a great big pile of tobacco
Hold out your hand and I will pinch you some.
Man's got a need for Nascar and beer
Driving your trailer and shooting deer
If they call you unclean and uncouth
Just comb your mullet and brush your tooth.
So there's a great big pile of tobacco
Toby Keith has songs that I just love to croon,
There's a great big pile of tobacco,
So you'd better stand clear of my spitoon.
Lurlene, go get me a 6-pack.