Sylvester McBean has accepted the Lord

[MouseWorshipin]

Yes, it's true. You may not believe it. But, it is true.

On this day, Sylvester accepted the Lord Jesus into his heart and has received all his blessings.

jesus rules

Buckalew said it couldn't be done, Beckmrk said it couldn't be done, Angel and Stacerita said NO WAY...even Joe was unsure that the power of prayer could save our good brother Sylvester.

But I, MouseWorshipin, did not heed their words. I prayed for the soul of Sylvester McBean every night without fail. I asked God to help him change his heathen ways so that he could be accepted into heaven. I was simply trying to save his eternal soul from being damned to hellfire.

And today those prayers were answered. Not only were they answered, but God graced Sylvester's heart enough that he has now accepted Jesus! It's a bloomin' miracle!

Please welcome Brother Sylvester into the flock!

In the name of our Lord, Jesus.....Amen.

 

[Stacerita]

Welcome Brother Sylvester! Glad to see you are sure of your salvation.

WWSD?

 

[beckmrk04]

I stand corrected.

 

[Aidensmom]

You want to come to church with me?

 

[Sylvester McBean]

if only Jesus was a REAL person, then you'd have a thread everyone could be happy with. too bad he's no more tangible than Santa Claus.

 

[Viking]

if only Jesus was a REAL person, then you'd have a thread everyone could be happy with. too bad he's no more tangible than Santa Claus.

 

[Buckalew11]

if only Jesus was a REAL person, then you'd have a thread everyone could be happy with. too bad he's no more tangible than Santa Claus.

Ut-oh. Looks like you need some more work, Mouseworshippin.

 

[MouseWorshipin]

if only Jesus was a REAL person, then you'd have a thread everyone could be happy with. too bad he's no more tangible than Santa Claus.

WTH?! The is blasphemous!

Sylvester, don't tell me you have ALREADY gone back to your heathen ways! I get ONE NIGHT? That's it? One night where I don't have to stay up praying, then tossing and turning, distraught with worry over your eternal soul?

OK, I suppose this is my cross to bear. I shall resume. I will pray for your soul tonight, and every night until I'm assured of you entrance into heaven. Until then...

You are a heathen and going to hell.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

And here you thought that you could either A. get some sleep or B. start praying for someone else! Yet again, you're Clueless in Ohio!

Instead of praying for specific people you might want to pray for groups of people, like parents who allow their 12yo's to have cell phones. Then you can get me in your prayer. Or if you don't want to pray for me, you can pray for parents who allow TV's in their children's rooms--that is unless you allow TVs in your kid's rooms, in which case I'll be the one doing the praying. Problem is I don't pray for those type of things.

 

[cardaway]

if only Jesus was a REAL person, then you'd have a thread everyone could be happy with. too bad he's no more tangible than Santa Claus.

Don't you know it's rabbit season.

 

[JoeEpcotRocks]

Welcome to God's family, Sylvester. Indeed, Jesus rules!

Jesus is not Santa Claus.

Santa Claus gives gifts; Jesus is a gift!

 

[JoeEpcotRocks]

WTH?! The is blasphemous!

Sylvester, don't tell me you have ALREADY gone back to your heathen ways! I get ONE NIGHT? That's it? One night where I don't have to stay up praying, then tossing and turning, distraught with worry over your eternal soul?

OK, I suppose this is my cross to bear. I shall resume. I will pray for your soul tonight, and every night until I'm assured of you entrance into heaven. Until then...

You are a heathen and going to hell.

Where's Aunt Ester when she's needed. (Love that Sanford & Son)

If we all pray togther....