Sweet Mother of Fudge! 2/15 A Goodbye Summary~Pimples and Farts

[HomeschoolMama]

Potty humor at it's finest. Thanks for the laughs. See? You've into my head, because all I can think to say is "$hit$ and giggles." I can tell where this day is headed now... down the carper!

 

[walkerag]

That was a great installment.

You reminded me of something. Get comfortable because I have a story to tell (DH would kill me if he knew I was telling this)
So, DH was at work and had to go to the bathroom....badly I would assume, because he had to use a jiggler protector. He said maybe an hour went by and he was working (he works in a warehouse) and some guy rode by him on one of those fork lift things and stopped to tell DH that he had "some paper hanging out of the back of his pants". It had gotten stuck to his jiggler when he went to the bathroom and he didn't realize it
Man, I wish I was there! I laughed sooo hard when he told me this story.

Moral of the story: Always, always, check to make sure the jiggler protector goes down the drain with the buisness!

 

[Goofyluver]

Imagine...if you will...your 3-year-old son dragging something in his little hand to you at the side of the shallow end of the pool. Imagine...if you will...that you son looks at you with pride, happiness even...at his find in the shallow end of the pool. Imagine...if you will...looking into his hand...and seeing...*gulp*...someone else's tootsie roll. Oh yes...Jon picked up someone else's poop in the pool.



I just gagged a little.

 

[HomeschoolMama]

Imagine...if you will...your 3-year-old son dragging something in his little hand to you at the side of the shallow end of the pool. Imagine...if you will...that you son looks at you with pride, happiness even...at his find in the shallow end of the pool. Imagine...if you will...looking into his hand...and seeing...*gulp*...someone else's tootsie roll. Oh yes...Jon picked up someone else's poop in the pool.



I just gagged a little.

 

[carrieannie]

I loved the Dookie update! I loved the cat video also!! he looks just like my cat Cosmo!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

The official term for Dookie in the pool is AFC (accidental fecal release).
Firm is good, loose is bad! Well, relatively speaking, that is.
The difference between short and long pool cleanings...

Just sayin........

Hilarious report, Mrs. The King

 

[tybrilinja]

Imagine...if you will...your 3-year-old son dragging something in his little hand to you at the side of the shallow end of the pool. Imagine...if you will...that you son looks at you with pride, happiness even...at his find in the shallow end of the pool. Imagine...if you will...looking into his hand...and seeing...*gulp*...someone else's tootsie roll. Oh yes...Jon picked up someone else's poop in the pool.



I just gagged a little.

OMG I don't know what I would do in that situation. Poor little guy was proud of himself and all. Oh my, its making me gag just thinking about it.

 

[AZMickeyfans]

Oh, this latest installment deserves a wait til dark reply but its oh so tough to wait........

 

[jewjubean]

AHH I LOVE IT, I will never go into a restroom the same person again!

 

[Mrs. The King]

You are freaking hilarious! lmao!

Thank you! I am so glad you found it funny!

Oh Lord you are too funny! I just stumbled on your TR and spent the last two hours reading this one and the previous one, and I gotta be honest I haven't laughed like that in a long while! You're a riot! I'm usually just a lurker, but I had to say BTW, Spiders are of the devil. They are evil, vile little creatures sent here from below just to terrify and torture poor inocent souls turning them into incoherent, absolutely freaked out puddles of goo....yeah, I have a tiny itty-bitty phobia.

Ok. I love when people post on this trip report and I love when a good potty story flushes out lurkers!! Thank you so much for posting. It means so much to me! And you are so right about the spiders!

OMG, you are freakin hilarious!!!

Thanks, I am so glad you liked it.

You just kill me! I will forever think of you upon entering a public restroom- as I do the 1 finger door push- because of course we all do!!!

That is my legacy to all I survey, turning public restrooms into gigglefests! Thank you for reading.

Really? I love them. Honest - give me an old, creepy-looking abandoned building and I'm a happy camper. Twisted, but happy.

Maybe you can get a deal at the creepy side of POP! I bet it is free Dinning Plan all the time.

What's up with that? I've had the same vibe (though I was never able to put it into words - thanks!) for the past few trips. I'm just not feeling the love in my duck/bunny/dog/elephant/whateverthehecktheyare towel animals lately.

That is it. The animals are not species specific.

Oh carp - I watched the video first from TFW - this is freaking hysterical!

I love that cat so very much. I watch him all the time. I laughed so hard I almost puked the first 10 times.

OMG, tell me about it - my coworkers are ready to send me to the loony-bin! Not to be confused with the Dookie-bin.

Dookie Bin! Those are the best words I have heard today. Thank you so much for reading along.

Potty humor at it's finest. Thanks for the laughs. See? You've into my head, because all I can think to say is "$hit$ and giggles." I can tell where this day is headed now... down the carper!

You just make me lol. Thank you for being here.

That was a great installment.

You reminded me of something. Get comfortable because I have a story to tell (DH would kill me if he knew I was telling this)
So, DH was at work and had to go to the bathroom....badly I would assume, because he had to use a jiggler protector. He said maybe an hour went by and he was working (he works in a warehouse) and some guy rode by him on one of those fork lift things and stopped to tell DH that he had "some paper hanging out of the back of his pants". It had gotten stuck to his jiggler when he went to the bathroom and he didn't realize it
Man, I wish I was there! I laughed sooo hard when he told me this story.

Moral of the story: Always, always, check to make sure the jiggler protector goes down the drain with the buisness!

Ok, I love that story so very much. It made the jiggler vibrate with joy. Thanks for readling!

Imagine...if you will...your 3-year-old son dragging something in his little hand to you at the side of the shallow end of the pool. Imagine...if you will...that you son looks at you with pride, happiness even...at his find in the shallow end of the pool. Imagine...if you will...looking into his hand...and seeing...*gulp*...someone else's tootsie roll. Oh yes...Jon picked up someone else's poop in the pool.



I just gagged a little.

When the brown pool crayon turns evil! What a sweet little guy.

I loved the Dookie update! I loved the cat video also!! he looks just like my cat Cosmo!

Could you mail me cosmo please? Spank you for reading!

The official term for Dookie in the pool is AFC (accidental fecal release).
Firm is good, loose is bad! Well, relatively speaking, that is.
The difference between short and long pool cleanings...

Just sayin........

Hilarious report, Mrs. The King

Ok. That post there had so much important information. And scary information. Do you know the skimmer guy? Thank you for reading. I love when you are here!

OMG I don't know what I would do in that situation. Poor little guy was proud of himself and all. Oh my, its making me gag just thinking about it.

Isn't that the saddest, cutest thing involving poop?

Oh, this latest installment deserves a wait til dark reply but its oh so tough to wait........

I am holding you to your dark alley reply!

AHH I LOVE IT, I will never go into a restroom the same person again!

Hey Bean! I am so glad. It is beautiful to make a difference in someone's life. Me and Oprah. We know what it is like.

 

[mkluvsmickey]

Another hilarious update!

I too have a love affair with the something crusted chicken at POP - Yummo!

 

[HomeschoolMama]

You just make me lol. Thank you for being here.

 

[VacationKicks]

I love your TR, it has me cracking up.

 

[NicRI]

Thanks, that was awesome TR! I will never look at another public bathroom the same, too. And thanks for the heads up with the BBB and the glitter.

 

[AZMickeyfans]

Dark Alley post:

So far reading your TR I've canceled our BBB appt for DD and DS.

Renamed the Hippie Dippie pool Hookie Dookie.

Prayed that POP wont stand for POOP on our trip.

Formed a jellybags phobia group for which I hired a plane to fly overhead and advertise but then I imagined I would never look up at a plane flying as something might fall into my eye and then I would be at Urgent Care missing the important message so I canceled that too.

Cried about my Grandfather who fought in WWII as well and passed away when I was 4. Cried for my Grandmother who died before I was born.

Laughed and woke my husband up repeatedly because I too do the one finger push to check for murder scenes in the bathroom.

Just today I lifted the seat of a toilet looking for a cockroach without any reason to do so.



Dh was asking why I'm acting strange and I'm blaming it on you! this is the funniest thing I've read ever. How you make a bathroom visit which is normally so ordinary and gross make me laugh til I too have to go to the bathroom is beyond normal reason!


We are not even done yet!!!

I do promise that I will never pick up a book and spank you with it. That I can say.

Seriously, one of the best installments yet. I cant wait to hear when you get your fudge. Will it ever come?

this is like reading a Stephanie Plum novel but you have to wait to get the next chapter!!!

 

[Lifelong_Dreamer]

I can't stop laughing!

I saw the Hippy Dippy Pool getting depooped on my trip as well. It canceled any swimming plans I had for that day. lol

 

[AZMickeyfans]

I can't stop laughing!

I saw the Hippy Dippy Pool getting depooped on my trip as well. It canceled any swimming plans I had for that day. lol

Totally must be the name of the pool or something that ummm brings it out of 'em!

I'm just hoping I can keep my family from dropping one now since it seems to be the thing to do!

 

[Lifelong_Dreamer]

You all should search for the classic doodie scene from Caddy Shack. I would post it here but there is a very brief scene (like 2 seconds) that would not be appropriate for the boards. Anyways if you have not seen it you should, freaking hilarious!

 

[coteau_chick]

You crack me up. I am scared to go to the book aisle at Wal-Mart because I might meet up with a butt spanking granny.

I had to run across my front yard yesterday and I thought OMG I have a jiggler.

 

[Baloo]

A Poop is a Wish your Fart Makes

Great title!!!

Him (watching me eat fudge my way)~ “Honey, are you choking!!? Why are you sitting on your hands? Are you growling?”

OY...I'm crying...that's hysterical!!!

Cause running sets your evil in motion.

Okay now the cat is looking at me funny because of the huge snort I just let out!!

“What the hell was that woman up to in there?”
"Did she somehow suspend herself from a trapeze before she handled her business?"

I think I woke the neighbors!!!!


Shawna said

How you make a bathroom visit which is normally so ordinary and gross make me laugh til I too have to go to the bathroom is beyond normal reason!

You are so right! The way MTK described peeking in the stalls is so funny but sooooooo true!!!



I am loving this TR!!! You have me laughing uncontrollably one minute,grinning like a big goof another and tears slidding out my jellybags the next....new word....along with the jiggler.... in me and DH vocab,thanks to you!!!


Thank you for sharing your grandparents with us.Sorry for the loss of your granmother but thank you for the picture of Poppy and his lap dancer!! You are very lucky to have such a wonderful family and we're lucky to have you tell us these great stories about them.


You should start a blog!


Looking forward to the next instalmment!!!