Super bowl needs more exotic dancers.

[eliza61]

*** gasp***

Say it ain't so, Joe. According to TMS, Arlington Texas is expecting upwards of 500,000 people for the Super bowl. The strip joints are having a crisis because there are not enough dancers. The are sending out an APB to the rest of the country, send us your lap dancers..... The 60 clubs along dallas's 30 mile "zone" are looking to hire up to 10,000 additional dancers.

I love this country!!

http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/27/strip...arlington-dallas-fort-worth-showtime-cabaret/

 

[mrodgers]

Don't need exotic dancers. There's enough X rated stuff shown right in mid field between Roethlisberger and Mendenhall....

 

[cm8]

Don't need exotic dancers. There's enough X rated stuff shown right in mid field between Roethlisberger and Mendenhall....

, I'm not touching that one with a 10 foot pole

 

[LuvOrlando]

Ummmm, I shudder to think what else that just called into town. An entire city of pre Giuliani pre Disney 42 nd street is what I'm thinking.

 

[phorsenuf]

Darn it! I knew I should have had that **** job done!

 

[arminnie]

I was in Houston during a huge trade show. I caught a plane afterwards to Dallas. There were so many hookers at the airport catching planes to leave after the convention was over. It was so obvious that this had been a very busy convention.

 

[rie'smom]

There is a fishing rodeo in Grand Isle, LA. In past years, it was the biggest weekend for hookers in the US-no joke. This little town of a couple of thousand people turned into Hookerville one weekend in July. They came form all over the country.

 

[Kat77]

Well, now I know my awesome stage name won't go to waste. Just look for Katie Boom Booms!