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[sweet angel]

I thought a Davenport was another name for that thingie in front of the fireplace...the hearth.

heheheh

Totally off topic, but about a year ago, DBF yells in, "Where'd we get this catalog?"

me: What catalog
him: (his pronunciation) Plo and Herth
me: What?
him: Plow and Herth
me: You mean Plow and (my pronunciation) Harth?
him: No -- 'herth' -- it's different.
me: It is?
him: Yes, a 'herth' is smaller.
me: What?
him: A 'herth' is smaller than a 'harth'.
At this point I cracked up laughing and he got all pissed off.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

You mean like a fart fest?!

Myst

Bwahhaaa. That is funny!!!!

 

[leighe]

My mother referred to one of her sixth graders the other day as a "ring tailed tooter" and I about died!!!!!!!

 

[experiment626mom]

The title of this thread made me laugh. That's what my sister and I used to call each other when we were little.

the word that recently made me laugh was gasateria. Sounds like somewhere you would have a poofathon

 

[oogieboogie]

Who's he?

That Davenport is Jack Davenport - he played Commodore Norrington in Pirates of the Carribean.

 

[Briarmom]

That Davenport is Jack Davenport - he played Commodore Norrington in Pirates of the Carribean.

Arrgh, he doesn't look the same.

 

[KEH]

All I can say is lucky Keira Knightley - Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and Jack Davenport as your 3 leading men! Heaven!

 

[oogieboogie]

Arrgh, he doesn't look the same.

How 'bout this one:

 

[Briarmom]

I am having hot flashes. Yes, Kiera Knightly is one of the luckiest women ever.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

All I can say is lucky Keira Knightley - Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and Jack Davenport as your 3 leading men! Heaven!

I agree! And she's not so bad, herself. LOL

 

[L107ANGEL]

I agree! And she's not so bad, herself. LOL

Uhm, I am cool with that

 

[oogieboogie]

I personally would've preferred Norrington over Will Turner - Will Turner is too wet behind the ears.

 

[Briarmom]

I personally would've preferred Norrington over Will Turner - Will Turner is too wet behind the ears.

Well, I have to say that I wanted to be in a sammich with Will and Capt Jack Sparrow, but now I will have to make room for Norry.

 

[Barkley's DH]

Can't see a couple of NFL players engaging in "fisticuffs!" LOL!

I would mis-type "and" as "nad" and the spellcheck would suggest "nard." I have no idea what a "nard" is, but it makes me laugh every time.

The Columbia Encyclopedia, Sixth Edition, 9/9/2005. SPIKENARD [spikenard] , name for several plants. The biblical spikenard, or nard, was a costly aromatic ointment, preserved in alabaster boxes, whose chief ingredient is believed to have been derived from Nardostachys grandiflora (or N. jatamansi ), a plant of the family Valerianaceae ( valerian