Strange things guests say

[TheStever]

As said by my niece and nephew while we were at wdw with their mother ridding the monorail. A woman offered her seat to their mom and she sat down. As she sat down she was asked when she was "due" to which my niece and nephew replied before she could respond tactfully....."She's not pregnant...She's just fat!" That made for a very quiet rest of the ride. And a very long walk back to the room! (I still giggle when I think of it)

 

[hammie59]

OK... I have two...
1) We were on the monorail and a little girl was playing on and swinging around the pole/handrail you hold on to to keep steady. Her mom just sighs deeply and says, " I hope this isn't a prediction about what she's going to be when she grows up." The whole car burst out laughing!

Was this recently? It could have been us you're talking about!

 

[Finiamh]

"Steve realy wants to go to Downtown Disney to see the Hard Rock Cafe."


Yes, I gladly corrected them, they were very grateful.

 

[Finiamh]

This is from a CM who was checking bags:

kid: why do they check the bags?
CM: We are looking for mouse traps.

another kid: why do they check the bags?
same CM: We have to after that whole Snow White and the apple incident.

If you ask the security guard "What are you looking for?", they sometimes give funny answers. "Snickers", "Kit Kats". At Studios during Star Wars time one guard said "Droids"

 

[irishdadx4]

IMaybe it reminds me of a Veggie Tales episode where one of the vegetables in a total non sequitir, realizes that his feet aren't attached to his body and he starts yelling, "The feet! The feet!" like they are really creeping him out.

I'm guessing it was Larry the Cucumber!!!

If you ask the security guard "What are you looking for?", they sometimes give funny answers.... At Studios during Star Wars time one guard said "Droids"

To which the appropriate response is, "These aren't the driods you're looking for"

 

[Mama Who]

If you ask the security guard "What are you looking for?", they sometimes give funny answers. "Snickers", "Kit Kats". At Studios during Star Wars time one guard said "Droids"

That reminded me.

Elderly security guy: What did you bring me?
Me: Diapers and sippy cups...
EGS: I'm at LEAST five years from diapers!

 

[Jay2009]

At Animal Kingdom:

Father of group 1: This place is awful, I thought they had real dinosaurs, not some ride...

Mother of passing group2: ...This isn't Jurassic Park...

 

[Brandis]

That one happened at Disneyland Paris: I was visiting with my mom and I showed her a restroom which is pretty hidden and rarely used by anyone. While washing her hands, another women came in and my mom said "Ah, you know the secret restroom as well" and the other lady replied "Yes, my daughter told me, she works here as Cinderella." When my mom came out of the restroom she was all excited and said that she had met Cinderella's mother in the rest room.

Another one happened at Walt Disney World. I was there with my parents. My dad and I wanted to do some wilder rides, so my mom decided to just walk around for a while and then meet us again later. Later, she told us that she was walking around Toontown Fair and saw a line so she figured it might be something fun and joined. After quite a wait she was finally led into a dressing room where Mickey was waiting for her. She was so surprised she just waved at him and walked on, thinking this was some kind of pre-show. When she stood outside again she finally realized that she now had stood in line to meet Mickey. I wonder what he thought when she walked in, waved and left.

 

[cc-atl]

I always joke with my wife about being a fan of Jasmine (for obvious reasons)

Well when we were last at Epcot, I took my daughter to visit Alladin and Jasmine while my wife went off to get water or something. As Jasmine was signing my daugther's autograph book and me standing right there, my daughter tells Jasmine that "you are my daddy's favorite princess".

Pretty embarrassing.

And then Jasmine looked up at me and jokingly says "oh really?" which did not make it any better.

Then to top it all off, about 30 minutes later we were walking past that area again, this time with my wife, and Jasmine sees me from across a distance and yells "Hi" and waves. My wife, of course, just glares at me and asks what was that all about.

 

[Squidgyness]

I always joke with my wife about being a fan of Jasmine (for obvious reasons)

Well when we were last at Epcot, I took my daughter to visit Alladin and Jasmine while my wife went off to get water or something. As Jasmine was signing my daugther's autograph book and me standing right there, my daughter tells Jasmine that "you are my daddy's favorite princess".

Pretty embarrassing.

And then Jasmine looked up at me and jokingly says "oh really?" which did not make it any better.

Then to top it all off, about 30 minutes later we were walking past that area again, this time with my wife, and Jasmine sees me from across a distance and yells "Hi" and waves. My wife, of course, just glares at me and asks what was that all about.

Lol! That is so true, I must see that every time I go to WDW! Heh. Now I am 19 (21 next time I visit the World) I'll keep a lookout for her

My examples:

At Lights Motors Action:

Kid to parent: "Isn't this just like the indiana jones thing?"

Parent: "*sigh* No son, this is different. Honestly."

Kid: "No, I'm sure this is the same. Can we go someplace else? I WANNA ICE CREAM!"

That parent looked so exasperated. Must be a long day with kids like that.

Then leaving I hear the same kid:

"WOW! That was amazing! Can we go in again please? I WANNA GO IN AGAIN!"

Parent: "*sigh* Why don't we get an ice cream?"

Kid: "Why can't I watch the show?"

That parent turned so red... we sped off, trying to contain our giggles.

At DHS, some random guest accused my mother of calling his wife a *insert racist term for hispanic origin*. All she said was to a counter service lady: "One hotdog and fries."

that wasn't so funny, but it was still weird.

 

[tjmj9801]

Lol! That is so true, I must see that every time I go to WDW! Heh. Now I am 19 (21 next time I visit the World) I'll keep a lookout for her

I'm sure it's all in fun, but be careful how you (and anyone else) talks to or looks at Jasmine. The CM's and Aladdin will give someone a (nice) earful if they think guys are being overly friendly. There was a group of about 4-5 guys in their mid 30's at the Agrabah M&G. They had rounded the corner from the Frontierland cut through and just stopped and stared at her and a few were cat calling (whistling, "Hey, baby!", etc). The CM's immediately shut them down and Aladdin even gave a few (appropriate, of course) remarks about stopping it and moving along.

 

[Squidgyness]

I'm sure it's all in fun, but be careful how you (and anyone else) talks to or looks at Jasmine. The CM's and Aladdin will give someone a (nice) earful if they think guys are being overly friendly. There was a group of about 4-5 guys in their mid 30's at the Agrabah M&G. They had rounded the corner from the Frontierland cut through and just stopped and stared at her and a few were cat calling (whistling, "Hey, baby!", etc). The CM's immediately shut them down and Aladdin even gave a few (appropriate, of course) remarks about stopping it and moving along.

Oh of course. I shall admire her from afar. As in from behind a crowd. I cannot stand cat-calling. Very ignorant. A mere appreciative glance and quick snap of the lens is usually enough to immortalise the moment, without going over the top and being stupid. (This goes for most moments I find )

I remember one guy who tried to approach a character actress as she was talking to a child (I think he may have been acting on behalf of another child, but who knows. ) he took one look at the surrounding staff, who appeared ready to pounce on him regardless, and beat a hasty retreat.

Disney has always been good about that stuff.

 

[tjmj9801]

@Squidgyness:

 

[nblake05]

That happened last November...

 

[tjmj9801]

That happened last November...

 

[AMickeyG]

I was on the bus and an older lady was talking to another group of people. She was saying how her grandson really liked Disney Quest. She then told her she wasn't sure of how they got in but she was pretty sure they just let in people that were staying at All Star Sports resort...just put in your key card and they will let you in!!

 

[jegsnakkernorsk]

So I get back from a trip to WDW and my boss who has a 5 year old son and a 2 year old daughter says to me, "I can't go to Disney with the kids. Disney's not for kids. Well, not until the youngest is at least 6."

 

[Simba22]

That happened last November...

She was replying to a post from the last page lol someone asked if the story she posted happened recently and she replied without quoting I was confused at first, too!

 

[Nebraska_Disney]

These are too funny....I wish I had some to share, but don't right now.

 

[tjmj9801]

She was replying to a post from the last page lol someone asked if the story she posted happened recently and she replied without quoting I was confused at first, too!

Ah, thanks!