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Good Morning all. Here is today's edition of SBT.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
The charctures Burt and Ernie on Sasame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the cab driver in the Christmas Classic with Jimmy Stewart "It's A Wonderful Life."
In space astronauts are unable to cry, because there is no gravity and tears won't flow. (Now that's a place to cut up onions.)
In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in a bag based on an Act of 1760.
In Tennessee, a law exisits which prohibits the sale of bologna on Sunday.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
The dot over the letter i is called a tittle.
The "ZIP" in Zip Code stands for "Zone Improvement Plan."
Everyday 12 newborns are given to the wrong parents in the hospital (maybe that's what's wrong with my sister).
One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.
That's it for today, Enjoy!
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
The charctures Burt and Ernie on Sasame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the cab driver in the Christmas Classic with Jimmy Stewart "It's A Wonderful Life."
In space astronauts are unable to cry, because there is no gravity and tears won't flow. (Now that's a place to cut up onions.)
In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in a bag based on an Act of 1760.
In Tennessee, a law exisits which prohibits the sale of bologna on Sunday.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
The dot over the letter i is called a tittle.
The "ZIP" in Zip Code stands for "Zone Improvement Plan."
Everyday 12 newborns are given to the wrong parents in the hospital (maybe that's what's wrong with my sister).
One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.
That's it for today, Enjoy!

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