Absolutely you're "the wrong person"
Kevin, I think you're wonderful. You're certainly one person I'd hate to get offside, because I love listening to your witty jokes and comments and usually am nodding along in my car with you.
But I confess, I feel like I'm always on your wrong side here on the boards

and honestly, it makes me sad to think I'd said anything that may offend or annoy you, and your post didn't feel like joking to me? But maybe it's the distance it needs to travel, it got translated wrong?
Anyway, I hope I cleared up my intention in my OP, I like to think we are all adults here and can handle other people's opinions and can all live in our discommunity in harmony (except that pesky Llama! Nah, he's alright I suppose!)