I shall now present you with the funnies photo of the whole trip. While I was taking pictures, Katie called to get me to turn around so she could take a candid photo. She was aiming to get something like this:
Instead, she got this
Its okay. I know youre laughing *with* me.
You can stop laughing now.
Seriously!
Please?
Fine.
My photos kept ending up all blurry, since taking pictures of lights at night is totally not a skill I have mastered, so I finally just shook my camera all around while I took pictures, which resulted in very pretty things like this:
Over at the Singin in the Rain (my favorite classic movie!) umbrella, we started to pose for pictures, but neither one of us could remember how we were supposed to stand! This is the best we could come up with:
The Great Movie Ride was starting to sound good, because sitting down is fun! Along the way there, we came across this billboard for Greys Anatomy. Were both big fans (*cough* of McDreamy *cough*), so we had to get a picture!
Anyway, yeah, Great Movie Ride!
While we were waiting in line, a little girl came up behind me and handed me something. It was Stitch!!! Id had my backpack partly unzipped with his head peeking out, since we kept getting him out for photos so often, it was easier to keep him easy access. Well, I guess it had come unzipped- I had almost LOST Stitch! I am so lucky that girl found him! How embarrassing would it be if I had to title this Stitch and Crystal do WDW
until she loses him in an incedent of blatant alien neglect! Thanks, nice little girl!!
Believe it or not, despite being a Star Wars fan, I had NEVER ridden Star Tours! We decided that we had to resolve that situation, and lucky for us, the line was only about 10 minutes. Yay for short lines!
Cool, Star Wars! Katie said, making a V with her fingers as we waited for the ride to start.
Um, Katie? Thats Star Trek.
Theres a difference?
Hee!
I love Christopher Lee!
Captains Log, 1203, I am about to slay an entire villiage of Ewoks with this green
light
stick
thing!
We had plans to watch Illuminations from the Swan tonight (I had discovered that watching them from the window in the 6th floor hallway was REALLY cool!), so we went to catch the boat back to the Swan. In Katies defense, she wanted to just walk back, especially since there was a huge line for the boat, but I was worn out, and a big wimp, so we waited.
There were three little boys in line who had a lightsaber that they must have bought at Star Tours, and I swear that must have been the best money their parents ever spent, because they played with it the entire 20+ minute boat wait! Katie and I (and some other random people) were amused by watching the ducks- they were doing this thing where they landed on the water and then skimmed along, making it look like they were waterskiing. Very cute!
We had a fun boat driver who let people come up to tell jokes. Katie told me a few from our seats- I cant remember the first one, but the second was:
Did you know Helen Keller had a pony?
Neither did she.
(groan!)
So, when we got back to the hotel, we were walking to the Dolphin to pick up a grilled cheese to share, we were telling stupid jokes, and I tried to repeat Katies back to her, but it came out like this:
Did Helen Keller know she
Oh no! I ruined the goat already! (pause) Joke! I ruined the joke! Not the goat!
Only I can ruin a goat.
We got the yummy grilled cheese, and I picked up two of the bottled Frappuccinos that keep me alive. I hadnt been paying attention to the price, since I always bought other stuff at the same time, but I had probably drank about a zillion in the time I had been staying at the Swan. Tonight, however, I paid for them separately, and it came to over $8 for the two!
Wait a second, these are $4 each??? I had to ask the register guy just to make sure. Yup, they were! OH MY! At home I buy them for about $5 for a 4-pack! I had assumed they would be $2.50 or so since this was WDW, but $4! Yeesh! Caffeine addictions are pricey!
(Dave from Passporter was at Tubbis at the same time as us the night before, by the way, but I didnt say anything to him. I never know what to say to internet people when I recognize them! I had planned to go to the Mega Mouse Meet today, too, but then with the parade stuff and everything else, I never made it. Oops! Next year for sure!)
We ate our yummy sandwich back up in the room, and then went to the window at the end of the hallway to watch Illuminations.
I brought my video camera to tape it from this cool vantage point, because it is a totally different perspective of the fireworks, and I thought it would be neat on film.
The video, however, turned out much different than we expected.
I dont know if it was 8 days of vacation, or the fact that we had seen Illuminations like 7987 times by now, or of Tubbis puts something in their grilled cheese, but we were very, very easily entertained by Illuminations. We thought it was funny that we had no idea what part of the show we were at without the music. Is it over? was said about eight hundred times. Before the show even started, I was dancing in the hallway, and whacked my hand against the ceiling light, causing a big THUD. We felt really bad because we were right outside some guest rooms, but we are just not people who are capable of being quiet. I really hope nobody was trying to sleep in there!
So, we asked if the show was over a lot, we did the evil Just blow everything up! routine, and we watched a van drive along the road below, where it looked like it was going to collide with some people. And we laughed. A lot.
I guess you had to be there?
Fine, you can!
Thanks to the beauty of youtube.com (they let you upload videos for free, so you dont have to waste your precious bandwidth and make your hosting company mad at you, like I keep doing!), heres a short clip of our Illuminations viewing experience!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhd7lDzYSz0
(pardon my voice sounding freaky, 8 days into this trip I was looking and sounding awful! But youll hear more about why on day 10) Yeah, about halfway through the video, I did literally crawl into the window for a better view. And yeah, there are a lot of Strong Bad refrences in there. Were really cool like that. (Oh man, we are so nerdy!)
Fireworks behind us, it was time for some Kungalooshing! We went down to the bus stop to wait for the bus. (Katie totally did not believe me that this was really the bus stop, since we saw no busses for at least 10 minutes.)
Katie was a little upset that the machine had no diet coke.
Bad Katie!
Eventually a bus DID come, proving to Katie that I wasn't making us stand in the middle of nowhere for no apparent reason. Yay!
Remember the pictures of the Adv Club from Day 1? Well, now everyone was decorated in their holiday best! Santa hats for everyone!
Santa Hat on the Colonel?
Check!
Santa hat on God with a Rod? Check!
Santa hat on the Yakoose? Check!
Santa hat on Babylonia? Check!
Smart adventurers practice safe flying.
We were a little sad that we didnt recognize any of the cast tonight- Id read on the boards that a lot of the old favorites had been moved to different jobs, but I was hoping that at least our favorite Hathaway would be there! The new people were good, but it didnt feel like they had really settled into their roles yet- it still felt like they were acting instead of being able to believe that they really *were* that character. Still, even mediocre AC is fun! The main joke about the night seemed to be about hoochies!. As some women walked across the room to the bathroom during the induction ceremony, Otis announced The hoochies are going to the bathroom! and when they returned, The hoochies have returned from the bathroom!. And a note for the should I take my kids to a bar? debate- when a girl about 12 or 13 went, it was There goes a hoochie in training! We were amused, but the girls parents may not have been. Of course, we have now adapted it as a term of endearment.
I dont know if we are just getting old (mid twenties, ancient!), or if it was because the new cast just wasnt as fun, but we were totally exhausted by midnight, and decided to just call it a night even though all we had seen was the show in the Mask room and the new member induction. We made plans to come back tomorrow night and actually do it right, since Katie was planning to just stay in my hotel then. Theres always tomorrow! (Um, well, for now! After tonight, my vacation has no more tomorrows! How sad!)
At the bus stop for the Swan, a bus finally pulled up after we had waited about 10 minutes, and we started to get on, but he told us that he was only dropping people off. Um, okay, weird! So we waited about 5 minutes more before another bus came- he was doing the same thing! What the heck? About four busses did this before one finally stopped and kept the doors open.
Can we really get on? Really?
We had started to feel really rejected!
Back at the hotel after I said goodbye to Katie, I was ready to just fall into bed and sleep, but there was a small reminder that I still had some packing left to do.
No sleep tonight!
Just one real day left to write! How crazy is that? On Day 9 we say goodbye to the Swan, hello again to OKW, end up on a crazy car ride, and Stitch gets to meet his hero!