Let's see if I can decipher this...
Sometimes after one has developed an interesting rapport with the type of life that has a fulfilling facade, they realize that all is not well.
You live in a nice house, but it needs some major repair. So you and your significant other are having some pretty big arguments about how to pay for these repairs.
So step out of your SUV and suburban comfort zone.
And you would rather drive a
scooter and live in the country, where it isn't nearly as comfortable since you'll have to chop your own wood and raise pigs to slaughter, otherwise you won't be eating dinner tonight.
Disney? Why not try a deserted patch of land that would seemingly not even fit on a map?
And since Florida is very far away from the country side where you are living, you are telling the Walt Disney Company to build a new theme park in the abandoned ghost town in the next city over.
Use the greatest asset of all: your mind.
You think it is perfectly logical for Disney to build this new theme park in the abandoned ghost town, and if they would just stop and think about it (aka "use their minds"), they would realize it too.
Find some good albums, books, and other art forms, and imagine the earth as your proper spot for exploration.
You want Disney to call this new theme park "Library and Museum Center", where people would flock to plunk down a lot of money to ride the new attractions, such as "Beethovens Classical Coaster" and "Stitch's Great Art Escape", where you try to track down Stitch as he's escaping with the Venus de Milo's arms. And don't forget to ride "The Great Gatsby Ride", based loosely on "The Great Movie Ride" at Disney-MGM Studios, only staring classic characters from "The Great Gatsby".
Don't disappoint your children
What kid wouldn't be disappointed if their parents refused to visit this great new park?
or contribute to the American downfall.
But make sure you pay to get in. If you try to jump the gates, that will set a very bad example for your kids who are the future of America.
This country's plates are falling and balance is being lost.
Getting back to your problems at home, you just had a huge fight with your significant other that involved dinnerware being thrown. And a heavy serving platter hit you square on the noggin, causing you to experience a terrible dizzy spell.
2+2=4 or 2+2=5? You decide.
And since planning this new theme park has taken up so much of your time, you have neglected helping your kids with their homework. So you are turning to us for help with the math problems. (And by the way, according to my handy-dandy pocket calculator, the answer is 4. Hopefully that'll help your kid ace the test.)
Am I close?
