Ok the # 1 Complaint I have is the "cracking" I have spent 27 yrs saying "Please just say "I'm going to crack"...and if that's too much just say
"Cracking" (this way I can "block it out" for me I can if I get a warning) not just his knuckles but he will take his hand put it under his chin and the other on the top of his head & "crack" his neck

I TOLD him he is not a chiropractor and if he paralyzes himself he will go to the nearest state home.....snap, crackle, pop
next is his "opinion" of himself...the man is a "jack of all trades and master of none" around the house. Don't get me wrong he is a truck driver and when I see that 18 wheeler53' trailor I am in awe that anyone can do that and tell him that all the time.
BUT I also have to say "You are NOT an electrician, a carpenter, a plumber, a mechanic, and on and on...." He "thinks" he can and should attempt anything...I finally convince him that since we are now homeowners if he takes on any of these things & something goes wrong (oh I don't know possibly a house fire do to his electrical work

) that our homeowners insurance won't cover it..this is why there are licensed professionals in the world......I
think he "gets it" then he'll come home after a month or 2 and then the "lessons" have to begin all over again. You're 50 yrs old...you are a truck driver...no more no less accept your lot in life!"

simple you'd think ?
Then there's the dryer...or rather the lint from it. Finally doing his own laundry (the only thing I truly ask since its gross) I have reminded him how important it is to clean the lint filter. Is it that hard to take the lint & put it in the trash (there's a can in the laundry room) ? The lint is found like a trail to show where he has been. I have found balls of lint on top of the dryer, the
railing on the deck fence, even on top of the refrigerator....NUTS !
Finally after 24 yrs of wedded bliss

he has his own bathroom...anyone remember the original "Odd Couple" the sounds that Felix makes ? That's the symphony in there especially in the shower. The whole clearing of the nose/throat....

I really don't care but the minute that truck pulls out & he's going on the road again I practically don a Haz-Mat suit & sterilize the whole place !
Otherwise he's a good guy and I'm sure he'd have a boat load of things he could say about me
