You can’t imagine.

But we just try to keep it all in perspective.
This

issue reminded me of one of the funniest “gotta go NOW” stories I ever witnessed. I still chuckle when I think about it. A very large lady “had to go” in a hurry and started getting up out of bed by herself to use the bedside commode. But someone hadn’t put the bucket back in it. So her nurse sizes this up quickly from the hallway and runs into the room saying, “Wait a second!” - but there was no waiting, this lady was going NOW, and plops down on the commode. Nurse, who had just floated to our unit for the day, grabs the bucket and holds it underneath the commode just as the lady starts to “go”. God love him, he squatted down and stayed there like that the entire time the lady was going to the bathroom, holding the bucket underneath while she pooped!

For years afterward we could not see eachother in the hallways without immediately cracking up from the memory. What a guy!
