Spaceballs, lol

[Disneynutbsv]

My son and I are watching this right now....anyone remember this movie?
Dark Helmet, Barf, Dot Matrix, Yogurt, Pizza the Hut It is so funny!

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

You went OVER my helmet?!?!?!?
No sir..not over. M..more to the side, sir!

Who is this *bleep*hole?
He's my cousin sir! He's a *bleep*hole too.
How many *bleep*holes we got on this ship anyway?
*they raise their hands*
I knew it! I'm surrounded by *bleep*holes!

*coughing*
You can read it?
No, I was just clearing my throat.

What was THAT?
THAT was my Virgin Alarm. It's programmed to go off before YOU do!

It's my industrial strength hairdryer and I CAN"T LIVE WITHOUT IT!



TOV

 

[Alice's Mom]

my best friends maiden name is Schwartz, so all through high school she got a lot of jokes!! I love Spaceballs!

 

[slo]

This is one of my Dh's favorites!!!

 

[s&k'smom]

My schwartz is bigger than your schwartz.

 

[Disneynutbsv]

What was THAT?
THAT was my Virgin Alarm. It's programmed to go off before YOU do!



TOV

This part was just on!!!
Please please don't make a fuss....I'm just plain yogurt...

 

[Disneynutbsv]

right now they are combing the desert with an Ace comb and a pick, lol

 

[Disneynutbsv]

Lonestar: "Helmet, at last we meet for the first time for the last time"
Dark Helmet: "Before you die there is something you should know. I am your father's brother's nephews cousin's former roomate"
Lonestar: "So what does that make us?"
Dark Helmet: "Absolutely nothing!"

 

[megan4777]

"I said across the nose not up it!!!"

 

[NJBlackBerry]

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine"

"Funny, you don't look Druish"

Hysterical movie.

 

[RadioNate]

how timely we wated this last night...kills me every time!

 

[Micca]

 

[Laurajean1014]

One of my all time favorite movies........



I love the part where Col. Sanders and Dark Helmet are rewinding their own making of the movie...... "When did this happen?" Just now.

I also like the scene when Mawg and (Joan Rivers) are climbing the ladder and JR says "stop looking up my can."

"its a maid. She's gone from s**k to blow."

Lots of one-liners in this movie!

 

[Laurajean1014]

One of the funniest parts in the movie:



Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Maj. A**hole: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Col. Sandurz: He's an A**hole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. A**hole, Major A**hole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz: He's an A**hole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip A**hole.
Dark Helmet: How many A**holes we got on this ship, any how?
Everyone: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by A**holes. Keep firing, A**holes!

 

[Laurajean1014]

Princess Vespa: What are you?
Barf: I'm a Mawg: half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend.

 

[Stacerita]

BARF!!!

 

[Tracey1974]

Hey! Stop looking up my can!!

 

[Geoff_M]

I'm suprised no one's mentioned "Ludicrous Speed"!

 

[SamRoc]

I'm suprised no one's mentioned "Ludicrous Speed"!

SANDURZ (gasp) Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast
before. I don't know if this ship can take it.

HELMET What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken?

 

[Nickunited]

Find anything yet
Nothing Yet sir

How about you
Not a thing sir

Hoe about you
We aint found S*&t

Laugh every time!