Space Mountain: Clothing Optional - All done and true even if it is April Fool's

[snowwhite325]

My mouth was duck taped shut in kindergarden!

When I was in daycare I was often sent into the hallway with my cot and blanket during naptime since I spent too much time talking to everyone else instead of sleeping

 

[Dizneydawn]

Now I want one! These are awesome!

What Treyner will be living in if Anderson doesn't work out after today!

Carsyn's Van after she moves to California and becomes one with his inner hippie.

 

[Dizneydawn]

When I was in daycare I was often sent into the hallway with my cot and blanket during naptime since I spent too much time talking to everyone else instead of sleeping

You just gave me a flash back to a nursery school/day care I went to at age 4ish. I will stage a guess it was calles "Lemon Tree" and we had nap mats and I was always told to hush and just close my eyes.

Now I beg for quiet in my head (not like I am hearing voices for those of you who might post pictures of me in a nut house) when I lay down. Dan knows if I turn out the lights and close my eyes and he starts to talk about something...I may flog him. If I get a topic in my head...I lay there forever and cannot stop thinking about all the possible ways I can influence it or it will influence me.

Dan can say - "Lets start our taxes tom." for example and go right to sleep.

I lay there plagued with:

Will I owe?

Will I get money back?

Do I get to write off XYZ?

Did I keep the receipt for XYZ.

Did I remember to write down specifics of what I donated?

Did I remember to donate or is it the back of the Van that I cannot get into?"



Which would lead to:

I want a new van.

How many seats do I want it to have when I get it?

Do I like leather or cloth?

Would I allow the back bed seat to be unfolded and people lie in it while driving through the night?

Would the front seat be comfortable to sleep in?

What color would I pick if I could?




Which would lead to:

Do I even have a favorite color?

No I don't think so.

Why is it I don't?

Am I the only one who doesn't?

Do I have fear of commitment if I am afraid to commit to a color?

Does Dan think I have a fear of commitment?


Which would lead to me looking at Dan.

Who would be snoring and dead asleep in the 30 seconds I had gone from taxes to commitment phobia.

And then I would have to punch him for keeping me awake.

Which would wake him up as well.



So you see...it is better if he just shuts up and doesn't talk when the lights are out and I am in no think sleep mode.

Or he might be involved in a slow speed crash with a fire hydrant and a woman chasing him down the driveway in her nightie.

Brandishing a lamp. Not a golf club.

Not becuase he cheated...(Duh...he would never make it out of the house to be in the slow speed crash)

But because he does not know the rule of the lamp.

The End.

 

[wsushocker]

Do you have Delilah there on the radio at night on soft love, mushy moosho, kissy bissy station? She is a national chick but not sure where all she is played at.

 

[Dizneydawn]

The voice does not go with the look at all! I had never seen her before! She looks all Farah Fawcett...notthe mom of adoptive and bio kids that she runs around after all day and just slips into her office to do a radio gig in the basement with her fuzzy bunny slippers and house coat on cause she never has time to doll herself up.

Plus....I thought she would have dark hair!

It looks as not natural as Kate Gosselin's new do. She looks like a beaver wearing a wig now! Big Ole chompers and goldilocks!

I wasn't a fan of the Turkey Butt haircutt she was sporting forever but she fit it at least.

It was more a Beaver with a Skullet.

 

[disneyaddicted]

I'm so glad Treyner landed safe and sound. I'm so not ready to send Jim off into the real world, he has been talking Coast Guard for almost year and now all of a sudden he is talking Army.

I was a talker in school too, (in second grade) first the teacher moved me right next to her desk , so I just talked to her all the time, then she moved me to the back of the room and put a huge regfrigerator box around my desk, I could only come out when I had to copy something off the board. I loved it and hung up pictures, I pretended it was my office, I even started dressing up for school, then one day I asked her if I could cut a whole in the box so I could just copy the board without leaving the box, she said no I would use that hole to talk to everybody, I told her we could hang curtains and just close them when I didn't need to see the board, she realized I actually like the box, so she took it away from me and just stuck me and my desk out in the hallway. It was across the hall from the Library, so I had lot's of people to talk to as they came and went, she finally traded me to another second grade class. I took that a little personal.

 

[Dizneydawn]

I'm so glad Treyner landed safe and sound. I'm so not ready to send Jim off into the real world, he has been talking Coast Guard for almost year and now all of a sudden he is talking Army.

That is Baylor.

I was a talker in school too, (in second grade) first the teacher moved me right next to her desk , so I just talked to her all the time, then she moved me to the back of the room and put a huge regfrigerator box around my desk, I could only come out when I had to copy something off the board. I loved it and hung up pictures, I pretended it was my office, I even started dressing up for school, then one day I asked her if I could cut a whole in the box so I could just copy the board without leaving the box, she said no I would use that hole to talk to everybody, I told her we could hang curtains and just close them when I didn't need to see the board, she realized I actually like the box, so she took it away from me and just stuck me and my desk out in the hallway. It was across the hall from the Library, so I had lot's of people to talk to as they came and went, she finally traded me to another second grade class. I took that a little personal.

How do these people think Oprah or Sally Jesse or Dr Ruth started for goodness sake! They are holding down the woman I am telling you! Is she still alive? I would figure out a way to put food coloring in her hair shampoo.

 

[winkers]

She looks like a beaver wearing a wig now! .

do you know how hard it is to keep my comments to myself?

 

[SoonerGirl]

Now I beg for quiet in my head (not like I am hearing voices for those of you who might post pictures of me in a nut house) when I lay down. Dan knows if I turn out the lights and close my eyes and he starts to talk about something...I may flog him. If I get a topic in my head...I lay there forever and cannot stop thinking about all the possible ways I can influence it or it will influence me.

Dan can say - "Lets start our taxes tom." for example and go right to sleep.

I lay there plagued with:

Will I owe?

Will I get money back?

Do I get to write off XYZ?

Did I keep the receipt for XYZ.

Did I remember to write down specifics of what I donated?

Did I remember to donate or is it the back of the Van that I cannot get into?"



Which would lead to:

I want a new van.

How many seats do I want it to have when I get it?

Do I like leather or cloth?

Would I allow the back bed seat to be unfolded and people lie in it while driving through the night?

Would the front seat be comfortable to sleep in?

What color would I pick if I could?




Which would lead to:

Do I even have a favorite color?

No I don't think so.

Why is it I don't?

Am I the only one who doesn't?

Do I have fear of commitment if I am afraid to commit to a color?

Does Dan think I have a fear of commitment?

Oh my, this has me only because this is sooooo me too! Please, don't give me anything to think about right before bed or I'll be awake all night!

 

[shannn]

Took me an hour to drive to the airport- a drive that usually takes me 25 minutes or so. We had ordered pizza when I realized that I wouldn't ne home in time to cook dinner. Unfortunately the pizza man calle to say he was in a ditch! When we called the store back to reorder they said they had 4 drivers stuck and they weren't taking any more orders. Welcome to the south Treyner!

So I rummaged through the cabinets for something that could be cooked quickly and ended up serving the poor boy bacon eggs & grits (which I told him he didn't have to eat).

Now we're sitting down to watch the football game and, of course, my total flirt (5 year old) daughter is sitting right next to him with her head on his shoulder.

 

[Dizneydawn]

do you know how hard it is to keep my comments to myself?

I am dying because I did not even think what you are thinking about and I totally get because as soon as I re-read your post - I was right in the gutter with you. We better build us a raft or someday down we will go!!

Oh my, this has me only because this is sooooo me too! Please, don't give me anything to think about right before bed or I'll be awake all night!

I am glad cause it could have sounded like OCD hysteria and Howie Mandell!

Took me an hour to drive to the airport- a drive that usually takes me 25 minutes or so. We had ordered pizza when I realized that I wouldn't ne home in time to cook dinner. Unfortunately the pizza man calle to say he was in a ditch! When we called the store back to reorder they said they had 4 drivers stuck and they weren't taking any more orders. Welcome to the south Treyner!
He adores you and you know it!
So I rummaged through the cabinets for something that could be cooked quickly and ended up serving the poor boy bacon eggs & grits (which I told him he didn't have to eat).
Did he eat any?
Now we're sitting down to watch the football game and, of course, my total flirt (5 year old) daughter is sitting right next to him with her head on his shoulder.

Please! Get some pictures!

 

[Millie12591]

Took me an hour to drive to the airport- a drive that usually takes me 25 minutes or so. We had ordered pizza when I realized that I wouldn't ne home in time to cook dinner. Unfortunately the pizza man calle to say he was in a ditch! When we called the store back to reorder they said they had 4 drivers stuck and they weren't taking any more orders. Welcome to the south Treyner!

So I rummaged through the cabinets for something that could be cooked quickly and ended up serving the poor boy bacon eggs & grits (which I told him he didn't have to eat).

Now we're sitting down to watch the football game and, of course, my total flirt (5 year old) daughter is sitting right next to him with her head on his shoulder.

Ooooh, how sweet. I bet he's loving that. Please. Pictures!!! I wanna see pictures. Shannon, your an amazing lady. I'm so blessed by your generosity to Dawn and her family. Wish you could come out here when Dawn comes for a meet. We've got room for you if your able.

OK Dawn and Ty, I just have to say if someone taped my childs mouth shut, or put them behind a box... they would be pulling tape from different orifices-yes it's a word, I just made it up- of the body for months to come. And then! I would be up at the school everyday and in the class room with my own roll of tape standing by watching that teachers every move, pulling on the tape quickly to make that ripping sound every so often to remind them I'm still there, watching their every move. All with love of course.

 

[Jasperann]

You just gave me a flash back to a nursery school/day care I went to at age 4ish. I will stage a guess it was calles "Lemon Tree" and we had nap mats and I was always told to hush and just close my eyes.

Now I beg for quiet in my head (not like I am hearing voices for those of you who might post pictures of me in a nut house) when I lay down. Dan knows if I turn out the lights and close my eyes and he starts to talk about something...I may flog him. If I get a topic in my head...I lay there forever and cannot stop thinking about all the possible ways I can influence it or it will influence me.

Dan can say - "Lets start our taxes tom." for example and go right to sleep.

I lay there plagued with:

Will I owe?

Will I get money back?

Do I get to write off XYZ?

Did I keep the receipt for XYZ.

Did I remember to write down specifics of what I donated?

Did I remember to donate or is it the back of the Van that I cannot get into?"



Which would lead to:

I want a new van.

How many seats do I want it to have when I get it?

Do I like leather or cloth?

Would I allow the back bed seat to be unfolded and people lie in it while driving through the night?

Would the front seat be comfortable to sleep in?

What color would I pick if I could?




Which would lead to:

Do I even have a favorite color?

No I don't think so.

Why is it I don't?

Am I the only one who doesn't?

Do I have fear of commitment if I am afraid to commit to a color?

Does Dan think I have a fear of commitment?


Which would lead to me looking at Dan.

Who would be snoring and dead asleep in the 30 seconds I had gone from taxes to commitment phobia.

And then I would have to punch him for keeping me awake.

Which would wake him up as well.



So you see...it is better if he just shuts up and doesn't talk when the lights are out and I am in no think sleep mode.

Or he might be involved in a slow speed crash with a fire hydrant and a woman chasing him down the driveway in her nightie.

Brandishing a lamp. Not a golf club.

Not becuase he cheated...(Duh...he would never make it out of the house to be in the slow speed crash)

But because he does not know the rule of the lamp.

The End.

I do this EVERY night! I don't know how to stop it...

I'm glad that Treyner made it to TN okay. If he was stuck at Detroit I could have picked him up until his next flight. We live really close to Detroit Metro. Then he could have had a couch to sleep on instead of a bench.

 

[DisneyGalUK]

DAWN

I am coming out of Lurkdom to say UPDATE PLEASE! Why am I lurking on your TR when I normally post you ask? Well, for no other reason than to give you the feeling that you are being watched



So glad Treyner landed safe and sound!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAYLOR!

I think that is all for today!

 

[njprincess601]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAYLOR!!!!!

and so glad to hear Treyner made it safely to TN. But, wow I didn't realize they got a lot of snow!! I had no idea.

Enjoy Baylor's birthday!

 

[Dizneydawn]

Ooooh, how sweet. I bet he's loving that. Please. Pictures!!! I wanna see pictures. Shannon, your an amazing lady. I'm so blessed by your generosity to Dawn and her family. Wish you could come out here when Dawn comes for a meet. We've got room for you if your able.
That would be a blast!
OK Dawn and Ty, I just have to say if someone taped my childs mouth shut, or put them behind a box... they would be pulling tape from different orifices-)

See you are a fiesty Mom! My parents just said - next time shut up if they ask you to!

I do this EVERY night! I don't know how to stop it...
Thank Goodness for you guys who get it! Dan will say a and I end up on K in 3 seconds and he is always wondering how my brian went from here to there when it doesn't have any coorelation to the common man's viewpoint.

It's a curse and a gift!
I'm glad that Treyner made it to TN okay. If he was stuck at Detroit I could have picked him up until his next flight. We live really close to Detroit Metro. Then he could have had a couch to sleep on instead of a bench.

It is so great to have friends form all over!

DAWN

I am coming out of Lurkdom to say UPDATE PLEASE! Why am I lurking on your TR when I normally post you ask? Well, for no other reason than to give you the feeling that you are being watched


Pervert!
So glad Treyner landed safe and sound!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAYLOR!

I think that is all for today!

Thanks and I will tell both of them. I am really hoping to get the next installment out but with the weather so cold - Baylor is moving snowboarding to Sunday and that means a few people comming over today for a b-day cake dealio and now I have to scramble to get the house tip top shape! Oh and make a cake!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAYLOR!!!!!
So nice!
and so glad to hear Treyner made it safely to TN. But, wow I didn't realize they got a lot of snow!! I had no idea.
Not sure exactly how much they got but I do know schools were closed today and at 7:45 a.m. Treyner had not left yet so he will have to miss the orientation and just catch all the info from the lady who runs it and gave me her cell number! What a nice thing to try and make him not feel excluded even if he can't get there.
Enjoy Baylor's birthday!

We will. Made him homeade blueberry muffins (more scratch than the caramel rolls ) and deviled eggs with Paprika cause Baylor says they are not the same without!

He looked so handsome this morning and he has been lifting weights so he had on a polo shirt and the cuff around the arms were actually tight for his scrawny 135 pound frame! I was oohing and awing over his new beefy exterior and he was 10 shades of red!

 

[shannn]

Happy Birthday Baylor!!

Here's some goofy pictures of Treyner with Morgan & Lily

Gotta have at least one where Lily is doing one of her famous poses.

Poor Treyner trying to watch football while she is climbing all over him.

In their pajamas this morning, saying goodbye to Treyner.

 

[njprincess601]

Happy Birthday Baylor!!

Here's some goofy pictures of Treyner with Morgan & Lily

Gotta have at least one where Lily is doing one of her famous poses.

Poor Treyner trying to watch football while she is climbing all over him.

In their pajamas this morning, saying goodbye to Treyner.

Oh my gosh! What cute pictures!
Looks like your kids really like Treyner! Haha

 

[Stacybaeasm]

Shann - thanks for sharing the photos. Your kids are adorable and it is clear they have very good taste in friends. And Treynor looks so comfortable with them. Very nice for a teenager!

Dawn - I'm glad Treynor made it safely. I couldn't get on the internet from home last night and worried. Wondered if I should call you then thought "no, she might be a wreck and not want to talk to me" So I worried some more. This is the first place I checked this morning, just to be sure he was safe and then saved posting for later.

What kind of cake are you making? I can be there in like 8 hours. Just saying.

 

[29apr00]

Darn that lost PTR!! I've been waiting for you to get better to start this TR!! Here i've been all worried that your back in the hospital or something, and you're just fine hooping and hollering it up to 18 pages!!

Off to catch up!