The cat's song from Lady & the Tramp
(It's sung by the cats, but they also mention a fish in a bowl.)
WE ARE SIAMESE IF YOU PLEASE
We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
Now we're looking over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while
Do you see that a thing swimming round and round
Maybe we can reaching in and make it drown
If we sneaking up upon it carefully
There will be head for you a tail for me
Do you hear what I hear a baby cry
Where we finding baby there's milk near by
If we look in baby buggy there could be
Plenty milk for you and also some for me
My contribution:
IF MAMA WAS MARRIED - from Gypsy
If Momma was married
We'd live in a house
As private as private can be
Just Momma, three ducks, five canaries,
A mouse, two monkeys, one father, six turtles
And me...
If Momma was married