Bought our first tan package of the year yesterday as well. DH bought a package for us to share. . .he's never been so he was asking me some questions last night that I thought were sooooo funny. He wanted to know if he should tan with his boxers on. . . I said, well, it's up to you. . . whatever you are comfortable with. He said, well, I'm not comfortable with the chance on getting THAT burned. . . I said take a wash cloth to cover the boys. . .so, he replies, then I'll need a hand towel. My DH will be 70 and still making cracks like that.
So. . the tanning package. . . he bought 200 minutes on the super beds to start with. The YOUNG girls working were actually very helpful and didn't even laugh to see two old, pale fat people standing there. . .so that was good. Seriously though, they answered all our questions and seemed to know a bit about the beds and there was no pressue to purchase anything at all. She did try to sell dh some lotion for guys that was $60 for the bottle. . . we both started laughing. He bought the $20 lotion and says he doesn't care about smelling like a coconut. He goes "I can use that stupid lotion, drive a mini van and I STILL know I'm the MAN".

He was funny all day.
Oh, and we got to go shopping for vacation clothes

Well, I didn't buy anything cuz I'm not buying for another 6 weeks or so. I could lose a clothes size or more in that amount of time! He bought all the girls clothes though and they each got 2 pair of shoes. . .what the. . . I got ZERO!! My parents come home for FL today, and they are bringing the girls new
crocs so we don't have to buy those. They also each got two new swim suits so I think they are all set. DH got some stuff too, but he still needs new tennis shoes and some sandals. . . and,
ok, he's got some issues with man sandals. He said I could order whatever shoes I wanted cuz I can't find what I want anywhere (well. . .they are at shoes.com) and he would pay for them. I don't have to break out my secret stash !