Somebody say something funny.............

[Ready to go in Ok]

I have another one that I am trying to decide if it will get the thread locked or not.....

 

[scraptoons]

I have another one that I am trying to decide if it will get the thread locked or not.....

I'm on the fence. It better not be racial or porno.

 

[paigevz]

I have another one that I am trying to decide if it will get the thread locked or not.....

If you have to think about it, it probably will................but I think this thread is destined for that anyway.

Joker, great one with the math!!!

 

[willis37862]

My SIL sent me this one.
.
.
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A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee
>when
> >>she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
> >>cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black
> >>hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse
> >>was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a
> >>short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.
> >>
> >> The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully
>approached
> >>the Woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss,
> >>and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a
>funeral
>
> >>like this. Whose funeral is it?"
> >>
> >> "My husband's."
> >>
> >> "What happened to him?"
> >>
> >> The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
> >>
> >> She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
> >>
> >> The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
>
> >>husband when the dog turned on her."
> >>
> >> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the
>two
> >>women.
> >>
> >> "Can I borrow the dog?"
> >>
> >> "Get in line."

 

[paigevz]

I'm on the fence. It better not be racial or porno.

NOT Stephie!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

I'm on the fence. It better not be racial or porno.

What are you on the fence for? And it isn't either Mom.

 

[scraptoons]

What are you on the fence for? And it isn't either Mom.

HEY!!!!!

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

HEY!!!!!

Hey, you mess with someone carrying a stick, whadaya expect?

 

[scraptoons]

Hey, you mess with someone carrying a stick, whadaya expect?

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

I'm just teasing you scrap.....I keep all non DIS posts in PM's only.....

 

[scraptoons]

I'm just teasing you scrap.....I keep all non DIS posts in PM's only.....

Whew!!!!

I'm thinking of some more funnies....back shortly

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I have another one that I am trying to decide if it will get the thread locked or not.....

Live life on the edge. Post away.

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

 

[paigevz]

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Live life on the edge. Post away.

I don't know about it....I am still trying to decide.....

 

[RonnieJo66]

"snarky" huh....

Is that better?

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I don't get it.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

"snarky" huh....

Is that better?

You learn quickly!!!

 

[scraptoons]

A cousin of mine was cleaning up toys under the airplane seats on a flight back from Hawaii.

Her DH and preschool daughters were all snoozing along with the rest of the passengers on the airplane.

Since the plane would be landing soon, she was taking advantage of the quiet time to get everything packed up.

At a glance, she noticed the bald head of a rubber doll that belonged to her youngest DD. She reached down to pick it up, but it seemed to be stuck.

She tugged. Nothing. She grabbed it firmly and tugged and yanked on it with all her might, in hopes that she would free it.

Alas, it yanked back!!

She looked closer. To her horror....

it was the bare foot of the man sitting behind her!!!!!!!!

She slumped down in her seat and tried to avoid him until they got off the plane!!!!

 

[hiwaygal]