Goofyish
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GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
> 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
> 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
> 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're
> down there.
> 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
> chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
> 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers
> to ask you the questions.
> 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
> 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
> 1) You believe in Santa Claus.
> 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
> 3) You are Santa Claus.
> 4) You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS:
> At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
> At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
> At age 18 success is . . having a drivers license.
> At age 20 success is . . . going all the way.
> At age 35 success is . . . having money.
> At age 50 success is . . having money.
> At age 60 success is . . .. going all the way.
> At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
> At age 75 success is . . having friends.
> At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants
> 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
> 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
> 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're
> down there.
> 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
> chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
> 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers
> to ask you the questions.
> 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
> 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
> 1) You believe in Santa Claus.
> 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
> 3) You are Santa Claus.
> 4) You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS:
> At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
> At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
> At age 18 success is . . having a drivers license.
> At age 20 success is . . . going all the way.
> At age 35 success is . . . having money.
> At age 50 success is . . having money.
> At age 60 success is . . .. going all the way.
> At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
> At age 75 success is . . having friends.
> At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants
