Okay.... here's a funny one
I went food shopping.
This big lady jogs two big steps, and jumps in front of me, as I push my cart into the check-out line.
I figure.... so what? she's not even carrying anything.
So I push my cart in behind her and start to unload my food, and she stops me!
"Sir my daughter is behind you!"
I look back, and her lovely daughter, with a cart loaded with enough food for a familly of 6, is turning the corner and walking up to our line.
Apperently this large woman ran and jumped in-front of me, and now expects me to back-out of line because her teen daughter has finally caught up with their cart full of food.
I had to laugh. This lady wanted to fight (although her food had not made it to the line before my food ) she wanted me to get out of her way.
If this would have been Disney, or a car race, or a sports event (something man-ish) I would have kicked-butt, but I was laughing soooo hard and not worried about winnning a turf-battle at a superMarket that I backed up and let her equally bitter daughter in front of me. If looks could kill....they were really mad

( I just wasn't ready to push this mountain of mad momma out of my way) I was caught off gurad and at the time, I guess it just didn't seem that important to me
Lesson of the day folks- If you don't have all your stuff done, don't get in line in front of us who do
