So, what are some naughty thing(s) you've done?

[Handbag Lady]

So, has he made his debut yet?? You know, in porn movies?? lol

Ha, wouldn't that just make THE ending of that story!

 

[baldy6060]

You know that movie "Superbad"? Pretty sure they took some of those scenes from my younger years. I've had several days like that...I think I'm going to hell.

 

[Tiggeroo]

Mostly I won't admit to things. But I will admit to hitchhiking a few times. Wow, bad bad bad. Also my gf and I when were 17 took my 14yo little sister to a party where alcohol was consumed. She reminds me of this whenever I yell at one my kids.

 

[low-key]

I have a few felony's under my belt

 

[Bluestars]

One time I was in a department store and picked up a lava lamp. When I tried to put it back, I accidentally dropped it and it shattered all over the floor. I ran.

Another time two of my friends and I wanted some alcohol, but we were all under age. For some reason they thought it was a good idea for me to be the one to try to purchase it, even though I was the youngest and smallest. The guy at the liquor store not only sold me the alcohol, but he carried it out to the car. Of course we got pulled over down the street. I hid the alcohol under the seat and showed the cop that we only had gum in the bag. I have no idea how we got away with that one.

Another time at college one of my friends got a huge box of pepperoni from a pizza place where he worked. After we got sick of eating fried pepperoni for days, we were trying to figure out a constructive way to get rid of it. So we tossed half of it in one of the dorm elevators and the other half in the other elevator. I made signs out of nail polish. The first sign said: The pepperoni bandits have struck. The sign for the other elevator said: The pepperoni bandits have struck again.

Then we pushed the buttons to send the elevators to the bottom floor and ran down the stairs to watch people go into them. One girl screamed, "What the he**!"

So immature of me. For days we heard people talking about the pepperoni bandits.

 

[kP72]

I have a few felony's under my belt

Do those felonies include the people in your signature??

 

[low-key]

Do those felonies include the people in your signature??

 

[Kathryn Merteuil]

OK when I was a kid, I went into a public restroom at a supermarket. There was somebody in there alone in a stall. I turned off the light at the switch and ran away.

 

[Liberty Belle]

As a teen my friend and I moved around for sale signs from house to house.

 

[hereyago]

I will share one: back in the day, if a guy approached me and I didn't like him OR he acted like a fool, I would give him either the number to the VD aka STD clinic or the number to the mental hospital instead of my real number.

 

[PizzieDuster]

Another time two of my friends and I wanted some alcohol, but we were all under age. For some reason they thought it was a good idea for me to be the one to try to purchase it, even though I was the youngest and smallest. The guy at the liquor store not only sold me the alcohol, but he carried it out to the car. Of course we got pulled over down the street. I hid the alcohol under the seat and showed the cop that we only had gum in the bag. I have no idea how we got away with that one.

This made me giggle.

Three years ago, I'm at my son's varsity football game. Game over. A mom left her purse on the bleecher right in front of me and my family. I picked it up and red wine was pouring out of it. Her purse was soaked!!!! Just dripping. You could smell it. And the Starbuck cup that the wine was in, obviously busted open.

So, I look for her, (my mom and I found her drivers license and I totally knew who she was) she's going down to the field with other parents. I went up to her and said "you left this on the bleechers". I held it up and all this red wine was dripping out. In front of players, cheerleaders, parents, coaches. She was horrified. And she was obviously drunk. Her purse was just smelly and dripping red wine all over the place and I held it up high for maximum effect. My mom saw that her husband took it and just took off the the parking lot.

Move onto a couple of months later ~ at the mother/son brunch. She was a speaker, crying at her son graduating, blah blah blah. My mom and I couldn't stop thinking about that red wine in her purse. I was joking "where's her purse?" She would avoid me at all costs.

I then would call her "Red Wine Mom".

 

[aprilgail2]

See, I think it would be funny to do something like that to a friend but to a former boss out of anger is what I find messed up.

hmmm--guess I really better not post what we did to a teacher that pissed me off in high school then....

 

[Cinderelly5507]

My friends and I once stole all the election signs in town for one particular candidate. I wasn't even old enough to vote, and we picked the person randomly. The story made the newspaper.

My best friend and I stole one of those huge roadwork barrels from the construction of a new highway. It was in 6 inches of snow and heavy as ****.