So, I take my mom to the store today...

[mhopset]

earlier in the week she gets a report from the doctor that her cholestreol is 203. She gets all this diet stuff that I know she is not going to eat.

We are driving by the bakery and I say. "Mom do you want to get anything from the bakery, OH I FORGOT YOUR ON A DIET"

She hit me! this 79 year old woman punches me in the arm!

She did tell me to go thru KFC to get her a chicken dinner though. She said that wouldn't be bad since it was chicken.

I just looked at her and laughed.

Talk about being full of cholesterol!!!!!!

 

[disfanatiks]

Thanks for sharing!!! Cute story and made me smile!!!

 

[tinkerbee]

 

[Bichon Barb]

"She hit me! this 79 year old woman punches me in the arm!"

Hey, you asked for it!

 

[CathyCanada]

LOL Tony!
And here I thought you were going to tell us that you brought Seth too and it was another of those adventures!
CC

 

[mamajoan]

T... In lovely downtown Hollister there is a HUGE sign and it says

CHOLESTEROL FREE CHICKEN
CHURCHES CHICKEN COMBO $9.99

There are two more of these signs coming into town..

I don't know who in the hec told them that Chicken could be CHOLESTEROL FREE!!! LOL>>LOL>>LOL>>

 

[browneyes]

Tony, Tony, Tony. It's impolite to remind a lady she's on a diet. Regardless if it's for her best or not, and especially after you tempt her with baked goods first.

LOL, about the KFC. Did she order extra gravy for her potatoes?

 

[Marla Hellwig]

I would have hit ya too

 

[Buckalew]

I bet it wasn't her first time.

 

[Disney Doll]

Actually, 209 is not a terrible cholesterol for a 79 year old lady, depending on how her overall state of health is. She may just have to make a few minor diet changes to bring that down.

I have a theory about the really low cholesterol diets. I think that when you start over-restricting cholesterol intake from external sources(ie-food), your body goes into panic mode thinking it's not going to get enough, and it ends up producing more form internal sources, and your cholesterol actually goes higher.

 

[nativetxn]

Hey Tony! Did you know that if you eat no cholesterol foods at all your body will <i>make</i> cholesterol?

I don't blame her for hitting you, I would have hit you too

 

[Colleen A.]

Tony, Tony, Tony.....can you EVER stay out of trouble!!?

I can fully relate though. My dad is 84 and on numerous heart meds. He is not supposed to consume alcohol. You should hear the earful I get when I remind him! I guess since he's been around that long, he can do whatever he (*&^ well pleases!!

 

[Micca]

I'm guessing chicken has hardly any cholesterol in it. It's when you SUBMERGE IT IN BOILING OIL the cholesterol comes along