Seriously, blondes, can you stop with all the political correctness crap? You're all like, "I find blonde jokes offensive. I am a blonde. So don't make blonde jokes."
I agree with Hilary; 'Blonde' is a variable.
Here's one.
There are 3 girls, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. They turned to a life of crime (or attempted to) and shot some tourist with a 12 guage. Someone called the police, and now they're on the run. They reach the harbor with the cops in hot pursuit. They spot three sacks and each jumps in one just before the cops round the corner. The chief walks up and kicks the sack that the redhead is in. The redhead goes, "REOWR!!" so the cops are all, "Oh, it's just a kittycat." The chief kicks the bag that the brunette is in. She whimpers. The cops are all, "Chief, you hurt that poor puppy!" He kicks the final sack, and the blonde yells, at the top of her lungs...
"PO-TA-TOOOOOOOOOOO!"