Sneaking alcohol into MK

[nytimez]

The people who don't WANT to go a particular day without some alcohol in a place where it's banned have a worse problem than those who CAN'T go a day without.

"Tee hee. Aren't I naughty?!! I snuck some booze into Magic Kingdom. I'm just SOOOO bad."

I'd think most people would outgrow such behavior a few years after college, but apparently not.

Oh well, however people get their orgasms if OK with me.

Jim

If you still think of booze as something "naughty" I'd say you have a worse problem than either of them.

And your interest in the orgasms of others seems especially weird. I'm sure there's a message board for you out there somewhere.

 

[LBIJim]

I know!

I also just don't get it. Why do you WANT alcohol so badly that you need to break the rules? It just seems to strange to me.

It's the "breaking the rules" that gets these people off, not the alcohol itself.

Jim

 

[janabananas]

small and large?..........hmmm........sizes to fit what?.is that cup or the number of ounces?*G*

The one I saw was sports bra styled. So it was by "band" sizes, not cup or ounces. And I read it wrong, it is small and medium. That particular one could hold 750ml, enough for a bottle of wine.

As novel as it sounds to get one, I would have to decline purchasing it, as I prefer my beverages nice and cool.

 

[nytimez]

As a public service, I am going to do fittings to help women find their ideal-sized booze bras. I will do this free of charge. I'll even bring the booze.

 

[Scrappy_Tink]

Just so the guys don't feel discriminated against....there are these things called "Wizzanators", that are along the same concept as the bra. They are made to beat urinalysis, but I'm sure you could put alcohol in the bladder as well!! You think sucking on a shoe would be bad....try peeing into your cup in the bathroom....that would really freak someone out!!

 

[Scrappy_Tink]

As a public service, I am going to do fittings to help women find their ideal-sized booze bras. I will do this free of charge.

You bring the bras, I'll bring the booze.

Ah, gee....thanks?

 

[LBIJim]

1. Where is everyone getting these airline bottles of liquor? I ask b/c I had free drink coupons from SW and tried to redeem them on unopened bottles. The flight attendant told me they had to open the bottles, they couldn't give me unopened bottles. Why do they care anyway? Is that a law or something?

(I know you can buy them at liquor stores and mini bars but I really want to know if there's an airline that will just give them to you sealed).

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Not entirely sure of the reason, but yes, I believe the flight attendants HAVE to open the little bottles for you. Maybe because they don't have an "off-premesis" license.

Jim

 

[nytimez]

Ah, gee....thanks?

You're welcome.

 

[Wadecool]

Didn't you just promise to stop responding?

He sure has done a lot of typing since that promise...

 

[LBIJim]

Back when I was young and dumb I signed up for the Disney College Program. We were all poor college kids looking to have some fun and go broke doing it.

Yes we snuck booze into the parks. Not because we were alcoholics or child abusers as one on this thread has said we are. We did it for two reasons...1. To see if we could and 2. Because we didn't want to pay Disney prices for booze. That's is, we were cheap and stupid and never got caught.

And I have a feeling that many of the people who do sneak booze into any of the parks do it for those two reasons. But that is just my theory.

Bingo! It's doubtful that most people sneaking in booze are actually alcoholics. Not sure where this child abuser stuff got started or how it applies to sneaking in liquor. Your reason #1 applies to Magic Kingdom. Perhaps #2 might apply to the other parks. Overall, it's the thrill of getting away with a minor taboo. No other reason. Most people mature out of this a few years after college age.

Jim

 

[Tonka's Skipper]

The one I saw was sports bra styled. So it was by "band" sizes, not cup or ounces. And I read it wrong, it is small and medium. That particular one could hold 750ml, enough for a bottle of wine.

As novel as it sounds to get one, I would have to decline purchasing it, as I prefer my beverages nice and cool.

Well I surely have to agree with you on that one.......but the idea is interesting..

AKK

 

[Wadecool]

As a public service, I am going to do fittings to help women find their ideal-sized booze bras. I will do this free of charge. I'll even bring the booze.

We need to put together another blue ribbon fact finding committee to look deeper into this product.

 

[merbobear]

Please reread my statement,the word *inapproperte* in that if your inapproprete when drinking around kids, That is ABUSE!


AKK

*Inappropriate. Just sayin'

Anyway, here's what you said:
"Acting inappropretly, by being drunk, a little drunk, or just acting inapproportly is child abuse......don't even go there I know to much about it...if you say its not, your wrong, end of story. "

So you said that being drunk or being a little drunk is acting inappropriately.

Then you said that is child abuse.

First, I repeat: drinking or getting drunk is not child abuse.

As for being inappropriate, I guess it would depend on your definition of inappropriate. To me, slipping and saying a swear-word is inappropriate in front of my child, however it is not abusive (and I have slipped and said a bad word while sober, it's not a drunk thing).

So I repeat yet again, drinking is not child abuse, and neither is being inappropriate.

 

[Wadecool]

*Inappropriate. Just sayin'

Anyway, here's what you said:
"Acting inappropretly, by being drunk, a little drunk, or just acting inapproportly is child abuse......don't even go there I know to much about it...if you say its not, your wrong, end of story. "

So you said that being drunk or being a little drunk is acting inappropriately.

Then you said that is child abuse.

First, I repeat: drinking or getting drunk is not child abuse.

As for being inappropriate, I guess it would depend on your definition of inappropriate. To me, slipping and saying a swear-word is inappropriate in front of my child, however it is not abusive (and I have slipped and said a bad word while sober, it's not a drunk thing).

So I repeat yet again, drinking is not child abuse, and neither is being inappropriate.

Great post!

Looking into my crystal ball.... I see a "yeah, yeah, whatever" somewhere in your future.

 

[larryz]

Here -- I'll save him the trouble.

"Yeah, yeah.............whatever...."

 

[Hawk]

Where is the Troll Patrol when you need them?

Tim/Hawk

 

[nytimez]

Where is the Troll Patrol when you need them?

Tim/Hawk

They're out on patrol.

 

[Scrappy_Tink]

Here -- I'll save him the trouble.

"Yeah, yeah.............whatever...."

 

[Scrappy_Tink]

They're out on patrol.

Hey, where did you get the pic of my ex?

 

[h2odivers]

Tell him there's so much to do that he won't need a drink