Hisgirl
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Oh, without a doubt, this is one of my all-time favorite threads!
Snakes in WDW is just wrong! It's like...picturing Winnie the Pooh with down-there boy parts. No! Wrong!
Or catching Snow White smoking a cigarette. No! Wrong!
Yes, these things are all part of the real world we live in, but Disney is all balloons, smiles, laughter, Dole Whips, and JOY! Sure it's partially a make-believe reality that feeds into my imagination but in my Joy-filled imagination, THERE ARE NO SNAKES! ANYWHERE!
I remember the first time I read a thread that revealed the ugly truth and I was literally shocked. My DH was all, "Of COURSE there are snakes in Disney World. What's wrong with you??"
And the guy who said there was a snake...in their bed??? Does he have any idea how horrifying that is?
Snakes in WDW is just wrong! It's like...picturing Winnie the Pooh with down-there boy parts. No! Wrong!


Yes, these things are all part of the real world we live in, but Disney is all balloons, smiles, laughter, Dole Whips, and JOY! Sure it's partially a make-believe reality that feeds into my imagination but in my Joy-filled imagination, THERE ARE NO SNAKES! ANYWHERE!

I remember the first time I read a thread that revealed the ugly truth and I was literally shocked. My DH was all, "Of COURSE there are snakes in Disney World. What's wrong with you??"
And the guy who said there was a snake...in their bed??? Does he have any idea how horrifying that is?
