Hisgirl
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Oh, without a doubt, this is one of my all-time favorite threads!
Snakes in WDW is just wrong! It's like...picturing Winnie the Pooh with down-there boy parts. No! Wrong!
Or catching Snow White smoking a cigarette. No! Wrong!
Yes, these things are all part of the real world we live in, but Disney is all balloons, smiles, laughter, Dole Whips, and JOY! Sure it's partially a make-believe reality that feeds into my imagination but in my Joy-filled imagination, THERE ARE NO SNAKES! ANYWHERE!
I remember the first time I read a thread that revealed the ugly truth and I was literally shocked. My DH was all, "Of COURSE there are snakes in Disney World. What's wrong with you??"
And the guy who said there was a snake...in their bed??? Does he have any idea how horrifying that is?
Snakes in WDW is just wrong! It's like...picturing Winnie the Pooh with down-there boy parts. No! Wrong!
Or catching Snow White smoking a cigarette. No! Wrong!
Yes, these things are all part of the real world we live in, but Disney is all balloons, smiles, laughter, Dole Whips, and JOY! Sure it's partially a make-believe reality that feeds into my imagination but in my Joy-filled imagination, THERE ARE NO SNAKES! ANYWHERE!

I remember the first time I read a thread that revealed the ugly truth and I was literally shocked. My DH was all, "Of COURSE there are snakes in Disney World. What's wrong with you??"
And the guy who said there was a snake...in their bed??? Does he have any idea how horrifying that is?




I love snakes. I'm weird. That was probably a red rat or corn snake, colorful yet harmless and more afraid of you than you are of them. I know...hard to believe, right? I think there should be a SPIDER thread for WDW. Those suckers are huge, but at least they aren't this big:
Is it wrong that I am more excited about seeing a snake or lizard in our room than getting a FP+ for 7DMT or BOG reservation!
We have a split stay - POR, WLV, & SSR - and all have reported snake sightings! Hopefully it will still be warm enough in January for them to be out and about!!