I was so, so thinking that, thank you for saying it.
Can't win, really. Smoke in the smoking area, non-smokers come over and whine about it. Can't chew Nicorette, non-smokers whine that I should, but if I do, obviously I'm some sort of trash that can't figure out how to discard a piece of gum properly.
I may smell like smoke now and then, so I suppose I should divorce my husband, stop visiting my mother, and travel in a plastic bubble so as not to offend anyone's delicate sensibilities with my lightly smoky aroma. I'll get the extra large bubble so I'll have room in here for a friend or two. It'll be great, we can roll around the MK in a giant mutant hamster ball. I wonder if the CM's would have to roll us over to the DSA to smoke, or if we could just light up inside the ball?
What's the saying about walking a mile in someone else's shoes? (Or maybe that's, come roll a mile in my bubble?)
(I probably shouldn't need to add a disclaimer that this is very, very tongue in cheek, but since it's been a bit touchy on this thread, consider it disclaimed)