Small request this Holiday Season

[Mouse House Mama]

While I do not notice what people wear when they go shopping or if they have the latest hairstyle or whatever I do request that you actually WASH before you go shopping. I should not be able to smell you from an aisle away. I just went to the store today and I have to say that I almost threw up from the stink of some of the people there. Whole familes stunk like 2 day old sweaty rearend. I don't know how they think that is a delightful scent. So please, if nothing else please wash your parts. Thank you!

 

[LuvCuteBoys]

But once January rolls around, we can go back to not bathing??


Juuuust teasing. But your title obviously made me laugh.

 

[C.Ann]

Oh my!

 

[Mouse House Mama]

But once January rolls around, we can go back to not bathing??

Juuuust teasing. But your title obviously made me laugh.

 

[pigletgirl]

I hear ya.

It is the worst on black friday though

 

[hambirg]

Ewwwww. . .I hate to think what their house smells like.

Now that that's out of the way. On another board I post on, every holiday season there is a "Mom jeans and Christmas sweaters" thread. It's hilarious! Please bathe. . .and take a quick glance in the mirror before you leave your house.

 

[LuvCuteBoys]

Blah. I love Christmas sweaters


Seriously, I think some people are immune to their own odor.

 

[Jennasis]

May I also request that all ladies, young and old STOP MARINATING themselves in their Chanel No5 or whatever scent du jour they generally douse themselves in?

And while we're at it, guys too!

 

[Robindianne]

While I do not notice what people wear when they go shopping or if they have the latest hairstyle or whatever I do request that you actually WASH before you go shopping. I should not be able to smell you from an aisle away. I just went to the store today and I have to say that I almost threw up from the stink of some of the people there. Whole familes stunk like 2 day old sweaty rearend. I don't know how they think that is a delightful scent. So please, if nothing else please wash your parts. Thank you!

Mouse house mama,
What does 2 day old sweaty rear end smell like?

Just sayin'

 

[mousebymarriage]

too funny and I must agree. We were in Wal-mart today to pick up DH's BP medicine and a Giants Santa hat for DS9,only in the store a few minutes and there were a couple of funky smelling people.

 

[MIGrandma]

But once January rolls around, we can go back to not bathing??


Juuuust teasing. But your title obviously made me laugh.

No! We are going in January and I do not want to be behind someone smelly like last time (March). It was in the line for It's Tough to be a Bug and oh my goodness the man stunk so bad. I don't see how his family stood it.

Blah. I love Christmas sweaters


Seriously, I think some people are immune to their own odor.

I like Christmas sweaters too! I have a couple that I wear and if other people don't like them, they can look the other way.

 

[Magic Mom]

I agree! No stinky people shopping.

 

[krcit]

I just said that to my husband the other day. I guess they get immune to their stench. Gak. Disgusting. A few years ago my friend and I almost threw up from the stink of a cashier at Walmart. Seriously, we were actually gagging. I almost urged her to see a Doctor because whatever was going on was not normal. Ewww.

 

[pigletgirl]

Ewwwww. . .I hate to think what their house smells like.

Now that that's out of the way. On another board I post on, every holiday season there is a "Mom jeans and Christmas sweaters" thread. It's hilarious! Please bathe. . .and take a quick glance in the mirror before you leave your house.

Thats awesome! It sort of goes along with having an ugly sweater party AKA...raid mom's closet to see what old vile christmas sweater she still owns!

But I still cannot believe they still SELL them! Oh the horrors...

ETA: on some older women they are cute and can pull them off. No offense to anyone!

 

[Mouse House Mama]

Mouse house mama,
What does 2 day old sweaty rear end smell like?

Just sayin'

Well, to me it smells like...and I hope you are not eating as this made my DH gag.... regular sweat, pea soup, BO, onions, rot, dirty house, sweat from scrubbing your bathroom and if you took a spoon and scraped it on their rear end it the spoon would be all full of smoodge. Of course I am only assuming it is 2 days old. It could me more or less.

How they cannot smell this atrocity is beyong me. What is more mind boggling is that nobody in their family can smell it and they don't have at least one friend who will tell them to get some Irish Spring!

 

[MushyMushy]

Oh my word, I know what you mean! I get really gaggy with bad odors, especially butt smell. It was around Christmas last year when I went into a Game Stop or other small store like that. You know how hot and close that store is anyway. There was a guy waiting in line and people who walked up behind him would just scatter away, as did I. The odor hung around after he left too.

Say what you want about strong colognes and perfumes, but I'd much rather smell the stinkiest of perfumes than Eau de Buttstank.

 

[I loveStitchnippyjon]

too funny and I must agree. We were in Wal-mart today to pick up DH's BP medicine and a Giants Santa hat for DS9,only in the store a few minutes and there were a couple of funky smelling people.

I hear ya! They built a new Super Wal-Mart in our town about two years ago, and I totally refuse to set foot in it any more because 90% of the customers REEK! I go to another Wal-Mart 20 miles away where, apparently, they sell SOAP!

 

[DeluxePrincess]

I hear ya.

It is the worst on black friday though

I believe the odor is a tacit used in order to be first and secure all the great deals. The stench keeps you far away. The stinky people win.

 

[hjssk8]

I agree with you Mouse House Mama. I work in grocery retail and the stench of some customers makes me . There are some who I can sometimes smell before I see them. Bleh!

 

[ilovepcot]

Mouse house mama,
What does 2 day old sweaty rear end smell like?

I know! I know!!!! Used to work in an emergency room and I smelled lots of rotten stuff. Let's just say...you totally stop watching the clock for dinner break!!!