yes I am addicted to chocolate anything.. ice cream, cookies, brownies, plain ol chocolate bars.. I am a certified chocoholic...
As a Certified Chocoholic, the Cardholder is entitled to compassion and understanding if they do not share their box of chocolates with others, an extra helping of chocolate, chocolate-flavored food including condiments, chocolate syrup, frosting, sprinkles, or any other form not yet invented; and the inalienable right to use chocolate as a source of comfort, placation, or bribery for personal, professional and medicinal purposes of any kind.
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The Rules of Chocolate
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- If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
- Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
- The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
- Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
- A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
- If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
- If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
- If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
- Money talks. Chocolate sings.
- Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
- Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
- If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
- Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
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