wvrevy
Daddy to da' princess, which I guess makes me da'
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Ok, I stole this from another site, but it was too funny to pass up. Please keep in mind that it IS satirical in nature, and I'm not ACTUALLY calling all Republicans "evil", 'kay ? 
Have you noticed the similarities between the election this year and the two opposing groups in the penultimate battle of Steven King's "The Stand" ? It's actually kinda frightening
Bush = Randal Flagg
Cheney = Flagg's second in command (can't remember his name at the moment)
KKKarl Rove = Trashcan Man (just burning everything in front of him, indescriminately)
Condi Rice = Flagg's girlfriend (apparently, I need to re-read the book...Can't remember her name either)
You've even got Zell Miller as poor, misguided Harold that betrays the good guys to go over to the dark side
Oh, and don't forget that in Vegas in the book, there was no drinking, no premarital sex, no "immorality" of any kind allowed, all the while corruption set in at the very top
It's like there are two seperate camps, and people are flocking to join either one or the other, with very little to NO room in the middle.
I'm sure you guys can think up which politicos would play which parts on the "good guys" side, can't you ? The only one I haven't seen a good answer for is the ultimate spiritual leader, Mother Abigail.

Have you noticed the similarities between the election this year and the two opposing groups in the penultimate battle of Steven King's "The Stand" ? It's actually kinda frightening

Bush = Randal Flagg
Cheney = Flagg's second in command (can't remember his name at the moment)
KKKarl Rove = Trashcan Man (just burning everything in front of him, indescriminately)
Condi Rice = Flagg's girlfriend (apparently, I need to re-read the book...Can't remember her name either)
You've even got Zell Miller as poor, misguided Harold that betrays the good guys to go over to the dark side

Oh, and don't forget that in Vegas in the book, there was no drinking, no premarital sex, no "immorality" of any kind allowed, all the while corruption set in at the very top

It's like there are two seperate camps, and people are flocking to join either one or the other, with very little to NO room in the middle.
I'm sure you guys can think up which politicos would play which parts on the "good guys" side, can't you ? The only one I haven't seen a good answer for is the ultimate spiritual leader, Mother Abigail.