I think I may have noticed a few other tasty beverage options in that picture beyond the wine.
That's putting it mildly. I actually got to enjoy drinking there with the two of them when I went to visit.....
...and they take Tables in Wonderland.

I was also tempted to try one of the infamous PB&J shakes people always seem to talk about there, but I was afraid that 1. it would take up room better spent on other tasty beverages, and 2. the dairy may not mix well with the other things I was drinking.
But the meatloaf was VERY tasty!
You know.... the more I think about it.... HOW THE HELL did I not end up with a hangover or some sort of groggy "morning after" at least once during my trip?! As much as I drank between drinking around the world, hanging out with Darcy at MGM, and all the liquor back at the resort, I should've had at LEAST 1 night or morning of wondering why the world was spinning.