Simpsons Ride Script

[UBSHANG]

We just love the Simpsons Ride at USF. Does anyone know where I can find the script/storyline for the attraction? I have searched several internet sites without much success. It's a somewhat noisy ride and can be difficult to hear what the characters are saying. Thanks.

 

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Found this:

Made By Vinnie

SideshowBob: I've taken over every area of the park, there's no place yu'll be safe from me! And now, enjoy yur ride that's about to be demolished.
Homer: ooh! A rollor coaster!
Lisa: dad. I'm scared
Homer: sweetie, they won't kill yu at an ameusment park, as long as yu've got a dime in yur pocket.
SideshowBob: there's nothing yu can do! Yur about to die!
Homer: yu sound like my doctor! *hits*
Simpsons: aughhhhh
SideshowBob: ahhh, my next victims. So anyway, where were yu all?
Homer: Bob, not only are yu not killing us, I'm having fun!
Marge: homie they said to stay seated!
Homer: that's just a load of -ahhhhhh!!!!!
SideshowBob: ahahahahahaha!
Homer:I always get sick flying backwards DOH! Hey! I can see our car! Ahhhhhhhhh. You guys haven't seen a giant steel ball have ya? Ah! You don't wanna hurt me ball! Were both big and round and never finished high school! Homer: save me tourists!
Simpsons: Ahhhh!!!!
Krusty: welcome to a magical journey through my mouth!
Nelson: haha! Yur all gonna die! Haha!
*Crashes through Happy Little Elves in Panda Land Sign*
Bart: a kiddie ride ohhhhh...
Lisa: at least we're safe.
SideshowBob: PANDA BEGS TO DIFEER!
Lisa and Bart: ahhhhhh!
*Elves Sing*
SideshowBob: Will you please SHUT UP!
*Hits Elves*
SideshowBob: Say wheeeeee!!!
Bart and lisa: ahhhhhhhhhh
Homer: ahhh... alone at last
Marge: Bob's trying to kill the kids!
Homer: it just gets better and better.
Homer and marge: ahhhh!
SideshowBob: Now Homer, becuase I want to be fair, a piece of advice. Resist every temptation I've placed in front of you.
Homer: ooh! Beer!
Marge: homie its just a temptation!
Homer: when did beer ever hurt anybody? Uh oh. I hate chain reactions!
Homer and marge: ahhhhh!!!!
SideshowBob: you've foiled my plans for the last time!
Bart: You've soiled yur pants for the last time? Haha!
Lisa: We'll save you! Onward convenient whale!
Homer: Maybe that exit sign leads to an exit! *explodes*
Homer: Aughhhh!!!!! Marge! Stay away from the ramp!
Marge: what?!?!?
Homer :aughhhhhhhhh
*Spins* DOH! I mean rampsssss!
Simpsons: aughhhhhhhh!
SideshowBob: Now! For the unkindest cut of ALL!!!
Dramatic Music*
Maggie: huhuuuuu
Lisa: Look what the radiation did to maggie! Ahhh!
Homer: and they grow up so fast !
SideshowBob: oof! Ta ta tourists!
Prof. Frink: do not fear! A nerd is here!
Devil: ahhhhhhhh.
SideshowBob: I'll give yu back yur pacifier, If yu destroy SPRINGFIELD! *Crashes into Springfield Sign*
Chief Wiggums: THe baby is wet and presumed cranky!
Homer: I'm not gonna change that diaper!
Marge: mommys coming giant maggie!
Bart: come on Maggie! Destroy sumthing!
Marge: stay away from my baby!
SideshowBob: AHHH!!!!!
Maggie: oooohhhh!
Lisa: Maggie! That's not a pacifier!
Marge: get tourists out of your mouth. You don't know where they've been!
Maggie: bleh!
Homer: ahhh. Home sweet, DOH!
Kang and Kodos: foolish earthlings! Don't you know all rides must end near the gift shop?!
Simpsons: aughhhhh
Homer: My bussoms are slapping my face!!!
Lisa: thanks for nothing gravity!
Ralph: I'm a baby bird!
Marge: This must be the part where they take your picture! Smile!
SideshowBob: I've still got about five seconds to kill somebody! Hello folks.
Simpsons: aughhhh
*crashes on Sideshow Bob*
Homer: WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE! Thank god this ride is over!
*Maggie pushes krusty head and the ride ends*
Homer: Lets go again!
"Krusty: Well that's our ride... hey what does THIS do?" THE END

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