Puh-leeeze!
Try and explain that talking to your "friends that live in your computer" is part of your job.
Or that by dining in Disney World, you are actually working.
Or that going on a cruise with 300 people IS part of what you do for a living.
Or that you talk to people in almost every state, the Netherlands, Australia, England, Israel, Canada, Italy, Scotland (I'm sure I'm forgetting someone) and consider them friends.
Or that you regularly chat with teenage girl (Cat) online and you dont need to be on To Catch a Predator.
Or that you cant do things on certain days of the week because you have to "do that radio thing where you obsess about Disney."
Or that you are going to
Disneyland with 36 other people that listen to "that radio thing where you obsess about Disney."
And finally....you have to have the restraint to not smack people upside the head when they invariably say "and you get PAID for this?"